Naruto: The Missions We Didn't See
This is basically the missions from Naruto that the 3rd mention, that we didn't see them doing. And a few silly ones of my own. If anyone has a mission you'd like team 7 to do, just review and tell me ;)
"Well well well! What's our next mission?!" Naruto demanded of the 3rd Hokage. He, like the rest of his team, was anxious for their next mission. Not really. The others were finding other things to do. Sasuke was watching Naruto be an idiot, Sakura was watching Sasuke watching Naruto be an idiot. And Kakashi was just kinda there, staring at the ceiling. Most likely entertaining himself with counting how many dots were there.
"Naruto, you're such a loser." Sasuke said.
"What?! You're the loser Sasuke!" Naruto shot back at Sasuke.
"Sasuke's not a loser! You are Naruto!" Sakura yelled at Naruto.
"But- but- but- Sakura! He's the loser! What's so great about Sasuke anyway?!"
"Al lot of stuff that you possibly couldn't even dream of obtaining!"
"Like what Sakura?" Naruto asked. Silence.
"Uhhhhh, cool...hair?" Naruto punched Sasuke in the face. Sasuke kneed him in the stomach.
"Kakashi! Control your students!" Iruka yelled. Kakashi looked down, out of his daze.
"Huh wha? Uhhh... stop it?" He said. Naruto and Sasuke still fought. Kakashi grabbed the collars of their shirts and pulled them apart. "Really, what is it with you two?" Kakashi asked them. "If I hadn't stopped you, you probably would've been bickering for bloody ever."
"Whatever." Naruto said. "Now what's our mission?"
"There is no mission. Another team took it while you and Sasuke were fighting." The 3rd Hokage said.
"Well, that sucks." Naruto said.
A/N: I know, a boring opening. It's like, 11:00PM and I'm tired. I'll write more tomorrow.