One day Gilbert was diligently picking away at a particularly large blister on his foot. Unfortunately he became preoccupied by some not so G-rated fantasies, and squeezed his bulbous friend so hard that the puss burst out in an explosion, and his whole room became an underwater (underpuss?) aquarium. Just then Ludwig opened the door to Gilbert's room, causing gallons of puss to flow out like a tidal wave, which got Ludwig's pancakes soggy.
"SCHEISSE KEKS"
Ludwig was so enraged that his macho level was over 9000, his pink apron ripped to shreds as he transformed into his FINAL FORM. With this new power, Ludwig drove his trotter into Gilbert's vital regions with such force that he spontaneously combusted and came back to life in the form of a minivan. Ludwig drove his new Gilbervan to Canada to buy some maple syrup for his pancakes.
DAS ENDE