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Ooooooohhhhh!-inner sakura

Aaaahhhh!-Sakura's thoughts

Chapter 1:

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Sakura is a normal teenage girl. Pink hair, green eyes, an appearance obsessed mother, a noble father, friends in a secret club with fighting her dad's boss Orochimaru, you know. Okay, so her life is messed up and you're probably thinking if she's ever thought of suicide. Personally, she fears for her mental hold of things-

SAKURA!!!! INO-PIG AND THEM ARE TAKING YOUR BLANKET TO THE DUMPSTER! WITH YOU IN IT!!!

-and that doesn't help.

She was content until IT happened.

Wha-? I don't see any---! "WHAT THE HEC-!" Thud. Swing! In the trash she went! "Hey what was that for!?!" Why that little-

An energizer pill was tossed in her mouth courtesy of Tenten Skills! A Smile Is Worthwhile!(:D Gasp!" Why Forehead-girl! You forgot it's Disturb Sakura Week! Anyone with big foreheads gets dumped!" Ino was smirking, with her waist-long blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, and talent of mind control, don't dump her friends in dumpsters at midnight, that job belonged to her. She was the distraction and interrogator.

"WHY YOU LITTLE INO-PIG!!! I WILL FIND A WAY TO GET YOU BACK! HAHAHAHAHA! OHOHOHOHO! HEEEHEEEHEE!"

Hinata, the shy map and information background expertise with hair so black it's as blue as an eclipse and eyes like cute pearls on her chubbingly (A/N: Chubbingly is chubby yet not so in my book…) fine face, she was also the cook. She quietly joined them. She turned to Tenten. "Y-You gave Sakura-san her f-food right? You d-didn't add a-any sugar RIGHT?" She was the last victim to Sakura's "bursts" or as she calls it "inability of sanity at unholy hours", she gave her chocolate to calm her down and she robbed a minion to his underwear, took a cape and punched the trampoline under her screaming, "NO FEAR CITIZENS OF KONOHA! KUNOICHI MOON WILL RISE! YOU SEXISTS WONT KNOW WHAT HIT YOU!!! OHOHOHO! AHAHAHAHA! HEHEHEHE!!! Team Rocket flies again!" A kid in the background, "Mommy! I want that cape!"She sighed. THAT was how they got their name. Her parents were actually scared! Especially her dad. Well, it was funny seeing her dad hide with bodyguards at every angle. But not THAT funny to make it worth it. "WELL?"

Tenten looked around for a rock. BAM! Sakura blacked out. " It's taken care of now." Tenten was the weapon mistress and for the times Hinata was busy, in charge of the team's snacks. Too bad they won't know what's in it… it would sell big, but it was all in pills for some reason…Her auburn brown hair tied up in buns, hazel eyes that can never miss a target, and the calm authority of being the oldest, she was the mentor, blacksmith, and in charge of the front line traps. "OK! She'll wake up in 20 minutes with a headache. Let's annoy that threatening, sister-stealing-attempter, parent killing, lover-recruiting-by-force, and friend hurting menace!"

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Sasuke was the top killer and minion of Orochimaru. Aims to kill Itachi, has a very awkward transformation, and stupid for falling down to that perverted, annoying snake. Useless. The Akatsuki were reading some bingo books. The blonde one, Deidara suddenly screamed," HEY! Guys! It's the Kunoichi Moon brats or something heading to the Hyuugas!" Itachi looked at Pein, he replied, "Let's follow."

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"Sakura! You got the genjutsu up?" "Yeah Tenten. The Akatsuki nor Orochimaru would think we're heading straight to his castle!" The plan was we'll get the Hyuugas so stressed they will cause an uproar so that the real plan of destroying the route to the castle and stealing food and adding bombs in his room will be hidden. He stole so may innocent people, they couldn't destroy the buildings. Plus they will leave the hidden servants way out clear-they would lead them out.

Half-way there, I saw 9 heads blocking their way. The leader looked at me. Hinata said to me one word I was certain to freeze me up, "Pein." The next thing made me think I finally lost to a mental disorder.

"Well, that was a strong genjutsu you had there. Mind if we help?"

TO BE CONTINUED..

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