I do not own Batman or Doctor Who
The screen cuts to a cartoon clown's face appears on the screen. The image looks nearly identical to the usual image on a joker card in a deck, aside from a few added blood stains.
"I'm interrupting your regularly program to show you something much more exciting!"
The picture cuts to a man standing in front of a colorful wall. It is the type of wall pattern that would usually be associated with the interior of a circus tent.
A spotlight is hitting a man. The man is dressed in a purple suit with thin yellow stripes and a lime green lining. His undershirt is also yellow and his bow-tie is red. The man has green hair and a white, possibly made-up face in the style of a clown. His blood red lips don't even shimmer in the light.
Despite his colorful exterior, there is something very off-putting about the man. His eyes are slightly bloodshot with a crazed look. His deranged, blood-shot eyes are only matched by his deranged yellow smile.
When he speaks, his voice matches the tone of his appearance: fitting for a clown but deranged for a man.
"Hello! I'm the Joker! Ever heard of me?" A pause. "No. Of corse you haven't. Odds are, if you're watching this, you're still alive!" He laughs a deranged laugh, resembling that of a hyena.
"You see, I'm the kind of man who always tries to find the comedy in life. Unfortunately, modern Earth is boooring! And you poor suckers have to live here! I assumed nothing would change this meaningless existence you all lived." The clown pouts, before smiling a sinister smile.
"That is, until I found this little box."
The camera, in a shaky way, pans back, and pans around the rest of the room.
The tent pattern is present on all of the walls and the slanted ceiling, making the room look like it is inside of a tent. However, in the center of the room is a control panel that reached up to the ceiling. It is covered in an array of buttons and levers and screens.
"This, ladies and gentlemen, is the most advanced mobile phone you've ever seen!" The Joker says, spreading his arms out wide in presentation. "Bigger on the inside, as the ladies say." He laughs again. "This really is the best kind of clown car anyone could ask for! And it can bring you anywhere you want!" The Joker pauses briefly "But I'm getting ahead of myself. Bring out our first guest!"
The camera shakes again before cutting to the Joker again, this time with a young man, tied up to a chair and gagged. He has multiple wounds on his body.
"Our lucky contest winner is Adam! Say hello, Adam!" Adam screams a muffled scream. "What a kidder! Adam here won a vacation with sun and sand! Here's the sand!" The clown throws a handful of sand in the man's face, causing him to clench up his face in pain and scream.
"And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-" The Joker runs off to the center of the room to the control panel.
"-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
He punches a few buttons, and the room begins to violently shake. Adam's chair falls over. A strange creaking sounds fills the room, louder than the Joker's elongated vowel. The shaking- and the noise- soon stops.
"-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-" The Joker faces the camera ans pulls out a pair of sunglasses. "-eeeere's the sun!"
The clown grabs Adam's chair, pulls him back up, and drags him over to a blue door on the wall. The door appears to be the door to an old fashion police box.
The Joker opens the door.
Outside of the door is what appears to be a large ball of fire in the middle of space.
The clown puts a towel over Adam's shoulders. Adam is openly weeping as the Joker puts a pair of sunglasses on him.
The Joker kicks the man into the sun.
"DON'T FORGET SUNSCREEN!"
The Joker calmly closes the door. "Wasn't that fun? And I didn't even have to leave the solar system for that one! I have left it before, and there are a ton of far more glorious things to see!"
"Now, you're probably wondering why I did that. Well, why not?!" The Joker broke out in a crazed laughter. "Well, now I want a volunteer from the audience! Audience participation. Isn't that grand?"
"I am going to be landing in the middle of Cardiff today, in the middle of a field. It's gonna be the field with the blue and green box in the middle of it. If you are someone who want's to volunteer that I like, I'll let you in. Be warned: I'm VERY picky!"
"Now, I want a good, honest volunteer that interests me by the end of the week, or I will simply bring all the fun of space here!" He spreads out his arms in a dramatic manner.
"NO FAKERS! I'm looking at you, UNIT!" He wags his finger at the camera.
"Really, it shouldn't be that hard to be better than Adam. Really, what a brat!"
"So quick recap: I'm the Joker," the clown bows to the screen.
"This is the TARDIS,"
He looks up, a venomously sinister look on his face.
"And you're invited!"
The Clown erupts in a crazed laughter that echos even after the screen cuts to black.
I really have nothing to say. The premise is already given, so hopefully you'll understand more as it goes along.
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