Written because pedophile!Kakashi is not a beautiful thing.

A Day Like Any Other

It was a morning like any other in the beautiful village of Konoha. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and Team 7's instructor was introducing yet another prepubescent individual to the joys of illegal sex.

After all, Kakashi thought, Neji was very pretty, in his thirteen-year-old way. What man could resist such a beautiful boy? Even the most virtuous would be tempted. And 'virtuous', Kakashi was not.

All good things must come to an end, and it was with slight disappointment that Kakashi watched a flushed Neji pull his shorts back on and hurry off to meet his team, with a quick promise that next time, he would bring Lee and maybe Tenten too ... It was just as well; Naruto would probably show up at any minute, demanding more "training", and loudly declaring that regardless of what his teacher thought, he was perfectly ready to learn a new technique, particularly the mysterious blowjob no jutsu.

Kakashi grinned. Of all the tweens he had "initiated" into the adult world, Team 7 were definitely his favourites. From the first time he'd cornered his so-called eternal rival, to his interest in the only pupil of Orochimaru, and his simultaneous fascination with the bitter pony-tailed youth who would later become, of all things, an academy teacher, Kakashi had honed his particular skills, all the while searching for younger and younger lovers. Hayate had been interesting, as was a nine-year-old Itachi. Obito had been veeeery stimulating ... but that was another story altogether.

This new generation did not disappoint either. Teaching Shikamaru a thing or two certainly had its appeal, especially when Chouji or Ino tagged along. He'd been particularly surprised to find out the many uses of Shino's bugs, almost as surprised as when he'd discovered that Akamaru really did everything with Kiba. Hinata had been very nervous at first, but having Hanabi there as well had certainly helped.

Yes, they were all intriguing for different reasons. But his team somehow managed to outshine them all. Naruto, cheerful and adorably naive, Sasuke, a sadomasochist in the making, and Sakura. Sweet, shy Sakura, a delicate flower, with soft, beautiful hands and a tongue to die for. Separately, they were amazing; together, they could do things Kakashi had only dreamed about.

A knock at the door startled him out of his pleasant daydreaming, and Kakashi was surprised (and mildly amused) to find not only Naruto, but the rest of Team 7 standing on his doorstep as well.

"Hi sensei," Naruto began awkwardly, staring fixedly at a point just above his feet. In fact, none of his students were looking at him.

"We were wondering ..." Naruto trailed off, apparently unwilling or unable to finish his sentence. After a pause, Sakura continued where he'd left off.

"Do you think ... Konohamaru could, you know, join us? He's beginning to ask Naruto the most difficult questions, and we figured, well ..."

Under his mask, Kakashi grinned broadly. This would be a good day.

Just another good day in Konoha.

(end)

Why did I write this? Well, first of all, I'm a twisted bitch. Secondly, one of my ultimate pet peeves is pedophile!Kakashi, and the more he appears in the fandom, the more irate I get. I have nothing against KakaSaku or KakaNaru or anything, but for God's sake, not when they haven't even reached freaking puberty. That's not cute, people, it's just plain creepy. And not fun creepy like Orochimaru. Creepy like Jiraiya x Naruto creepiness. Or Kakashi x Pakkun. It just doesn't work.

Oh my god. I can't believe I wrote this.