Sesshoumaru's Plan
By: Arthia Maxwell
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, so don't sue me. Now then enjoy and laugh, often.
Sesshoumaru sat waiting for the damned witch to arrive. The one thing that pissed him off to no end was having to wait. Rin sat quietly by his side, which was a first in a rather long time. Jyaken was muttering away about unrespectful youkai. Sesshoumaru shifted slightly when the door opened and standing there was the witch he summoned here. She looked at Rin with mild interest before walking to stand in front of them.
"Sesshoumaru-sama, you called for me." The voice was carefully neutral, as well as the eyes.
"I have use for you and your special abilities." He said coldly looking her over. She was a youthful looking woman, her gray eyes and long silver white hair shone with health. Her kimono was a modest shade of rustic red matching the four strips on her face. This woman was no mortal though, she was a youkai witch and a very powerful one. Her silver white tail swung back and forth gently behind her.
"What is it I can do for you?" She only showed so much respect. Honestly, she thought to herself, why do the youkai lords have to be so dense?
"I want you to use you magic to switch the bodies of my filthy brother and his woman." He sneer wasn't kept from his voice and both youkai looked up sharply at him. He calmed and narrowed his eyes daring either one to challenge him. Instead she answered back.
"And what may I ask are you planning that will need that?"
"It is not your place to ask, Babaa." He growled back.
"Very well, it will be done." She turned one last look at Rin then flew out the door on her way to complete her mission. Maybe I should stick around. This should prove interesting. At her grin she disappeared from sight. Sesshoumaru turned a look to Rin, who just looked up at him with a large grin.
Babaa flew on a cloud wisp toward the old miko, Kaede's village. She had long heard of rumors of a hanyou hanging around and a girl with strange clothes. If they were right that's were she'd find her victims. As luck would have it after locating the village she soon picked up the scent of the inu hanyou. She was thankful that she stuck around for Yura's death now. She followed the scent until coming upon a campsite, and everyone was asleep. Landing she looked first down at Sango and Miroku. She turned her steady gaze to the tree. High in its branches slept the hanyou, while below it sleep the strange clothed girl. Babaa didn't waste time pondering over the strange bag that covered the girl.
She raised her hand, blowing strange blue dust into the wind that took it straight to the noses of both victims. With that done she began to chant the spell that would switch their bodies. Both glowed a faint blue. Babaa watched carefully to make sure that the spirits of each switched without being disturbed. When the souls were settled into their new homes, Babaa grinned and turned floating away. Inuyasha snorted turned over and briefly wondered why he was suddenly warm.
The next morning Inuyasha awoke to find himself on the ground. Standing he noticed that Shippo had been curled up next to him. Yawning widely, he suddenly became aware that he couldn't hear Kagome sleeping. In fact he couldn't hear like he usually did, everything seemed duller. Looking down to where he knew Kagome was sleeping the night before he found the sleeping bag, with Shippo, but no Kagome. Looking up to find a branch to jump to so he could look for Kagome, he found HIMSELF!
"Fuck, it can't be." He muttered to himself. At first he thought he was having an out of body experienced, but threw that aside when he looked down at his hands. They were smooth and no claws in sight. That brought his attention to the short, odd green skirt. "Oh, no, it can't be." He pulled a black lock into his face, then began to panic. He wiggled his toes, shoes, he touched his hips, skirt, then his hands moved to the top of his head, no ears, finally his hands touched two full mounds on his chest. His eyes widened and he did the only thing he could think of, he screamed.
Kagome awake to the sound of movement below her. Keeping her eyes closed she tried to get back to sleep. However, when she heard a scream, which she silently add, hurt her ears like hell, she bolted upright and promptly fell out of a tree. Groaning she looked up to see herself glaring at her tapping her shoed foot. Then it hit her, she wasn't in her body. That would be why she could hear and smell better. Her body moved and yanked her up into a sitting position. Soon other figured loomed over her, Sango with a frown, Miroku looked as if he was trying to hold in laughter. Something hard and furry landed on her head.
"Gee, Inuyasha, why'd you have to go and fall out of the tree? I think that Kagome was okay. Or was it because." By that time the kitsune was so shocked that Inuyasha had GENTLY lifted him off his head when he usually threw him off.
"What did you just call me?" Kagome growled without knowing it. Shippo cringed, he was wrong, he was mad.
"Inuyasha? What else would I call you, dog-boy?" He glared. He saw Inuyasha's eyes widen before he was suddenly dropped and both he and Kagome were gone. He looked up at Sango as she bent to upright him. "Where'd they go?"
"I don't know Inuyasha grabbed Kagome and they just disappeared." She then turned to Miroku. "You don't think she's in heat do you?" Worry threading her voice. Miroku put his arm around the demon exterminator's shoulders.
"If so she'll just tell him to 'sit'." There was a large grin on his face because Sango had yet noticed where his other hand was laying. However, when a large heavy boomerang came into sudden, painful contact with his head he stood corrected.
Inuyasha pushed away from Kagome. "Damn bitch, I want my body back!" He yelled tugging on the furry triangles on the top of his possessed body's head knowing full well that his body didn't like that.
"Don't call me bitch!" She yelled back wrapping clawed fingers around his wrist pulling his hand away from her now very sensitive ears. "What happened Inuyasha?!"
"I don't know!" He yelled back standing on tip toes to tower over the towering body. He hated it when he was weak, and now it wasn't just during the new moon but full time. But he quickly learned who had the upper hand in this situation. Kagome used her new found strength to pin Inuyasha to a tree.
"What did you do this time?!" She yelled her snarling teeth to close to his face for comfort.
"I didn't do it, I swear!" He snarled back the best he could. Briefly he wondered if he said the s-word if she would go down, he quickly pushed that aside deciding that he wouldn't be able to do that to her even though she had no problem doing it to him. So instead he reached out and gathered a fist full of the haori and pulled her down to his new eye level. "It looks like we are going to have to ask Kaede about this, the old hag might know something to give us our bodies back." He paused when he saw her sniffing. "What?" Bright amber eyes turned on him.
"You smell." She stated simply. When he started to growl she added, "And my body needs to wash as well." When she let him go, he pulled out the shirtfront and sniffed at it. He couldn't smell anything. Wait, he thought suddenly, when was the last time she went off to wash.Oh no!, he groaned mentally, she, or more precisely her body was due for another wash.
"So? I'll just go down and take a bath." When her eyes narrowed he added, "I'll use your future soap." However that was not the problem Kagome was having. She figured he would soon know what she meant.
"There is no way in hell I'm letting you see my body naked!" She screeched. When his eyes widened she was sure he knew what she meant now. His mouth opened and closed, but no sound came out.
"Not like I've never seen it before." He grunted. A loud growl and he was thrown up against the tree. Glaring straight into his own eyes, although he knew very well that it was Kagome who was looking through them at him.
"Inuyasha!" The unsuspecting girl was thrown forward into Inuyasha as a boomerang made contact with her head. Sango came into view as Kagome made her way to the ground, unable to stop the curse that left her lips.
"What was that for, Sango?" She barked at the woman in question.
"Inuyasha, I can't believe you just attacked Kagome." She scolded her. Miroku came over and helped her up.
"He wouldn't let me take a bath alone." Miroku caught onto the unsaid suggestion.
"Inuyasha, you dog." He patted her on the shoulder. Growling Kagome threw his arm off.
"If it's that much of a problem I'll go with her." Sango suggested and before Kagome could counter Inuyasha nodded and the two walked off.
"Damn Inuyasha I know you like the girl but aren't you being just a little overprotective?" Miroku asked as they walked off. Shippo laughing his head off followed. Growling Kagome thought well two could play at this game.
Inuyasha, not being a natural pervert like Miroku had no clue what to do when Sango started stripping. Then the fact that he didn't know how to get most of Kagome's strange clothing off hit him and he cursed.
"Kagome are you alright? Inuyasha didn't hurt you did he?" She asked worriedly wading out into the water. She only turned around when she was fully submersed. Inuyasha shook his head knowing full well that Sango would beat the shit out of his body if he said yes, and wanting to return to his body with it still intact he answered, while trying to unzip the damn skirt. With help from Sango he had found other clothes to change into until these where clean.
"No." She said bluntly, finally getting free. The top wasn't as hard to get out of, which left him in Kagome's under clothes. He wondered if he should take them off or not, besides, he reminded himself, its not like I haven't seen it all before. So with a little trouble from the 'bra' he was finally naked and practically ran into the water to keep himself from looking. After all he wasn't a man of lose morals like Miroku. Sango just raised an eyebrow and continued to wash herself.
"So are you going to go home when we get back to Kaede's?" Sango asked as they washed their hair. Inuyasha was trying to delay washing the body for as long as he could.
"Uh, I might." He answered. That all depends on when I get my body back or not. When the time came for his to wash the offending body he merely ran the cloth with soap over it as fast as he could trying not to think of the way it felt.
When they had returned they found the camp completely packed and no one around. Inuyasha instantly tried to sniff out where they were, but then remembered he wasn't the one with the hanyou body anymore. That's when voices floated to their ears.
"Are you sure you're fine Inuyasha?" A growl. "I mean you did fall out of that tree pretty hard. I know you have to mark your territory and all but couldn't you have done it on the ground?" Laughter, most likely Shippo's Inuyasha thought, then the meaning of the words finally hit him. What was Kagome think she was doing? Fuming he watched as a concern hentai monk, a kitsune, and a very bright red hanyou entered the clearing. Kagome caught Inuyasha eyes and quickly diverted them.
"If we're all done doing stupid things, could we get moving?" Sango asked looking around at them all but glaring the longest at Inuyasha. Kagome fought the blush that threatened to spill over onto her neck. She had never been on the receiving end of Sango's anger before. So she did what Inuyasha always did.
"Feh."
"Come on, Kagome let's leave these block heads to tail behind." Sango dragged Inuyasha off in front of them. Something would have to be done soon he thought to himself. If his memory served him right Kagome's body would go into heat soon. He frowned, which didn't go unnoticed by Sango. He wondered if Kagome could control his body, but that would mean she would find out. His frowned turned into a scowl.
"Okay, what did he do this time?" Sango asked bluntly. Inuyasha couldn't help but smile at that, that was one of the reasons that he liked her.
"Nothing. I was just thinking." Inuyasha put on his best impression of a Kagome smile. That seemed to convince Sango and she started to talk about something, in which Inuyasha tuned her out. Inuyasha looked over his shoulder at Kagome. She seemed to be overwhelmed by her overly sensitive senses. He chuckled, he wondered how quickly she would adapt to the new sense. Then he cursed, he hated being human, for any reason. Although, he reasoned he wouldn't mind being Kagome for a while.
"Kagome?" Sango called. When the face turned toward her she continued. "I'm guessing that Inuyasha is rubbing off on you."
"What do you mean?" Inuyasha asked innocently.
"Well you just said shit." Sango reasoned, her brows dropping in confusion and suspicion. He mentally cursed himself this time.
"I'm sorry. He's just irritating me lately." He lied glancing over his should to see how she was doing. Miroku had several lumps on the top of his head and as he continued to talk Kagome paled even more and he collected another lump.
"Who isn't?" Sango asked raising her eyebrows. Just then Shippo came running up large watery eyes plastered to Inuyasha's face. Trying to keep in tradition with Kagome's attitude he bent down and picked the little kitsune up.
"What happened?" He asked trying to make it sound as if he was concerned.
"Dog-boy hit me!" He wailed. Inuyasha cringed and turned back to Kagome. She had a 'you-say-it-and-die' look on her face. So he just glared mockingly.
"Leave Shippo alone, Inuyasha!" He said continuing to glare. The others all stared in shock at their friend. Never before has she ordered Inuyasha to leave Shippo alone, usually she just sat him. With a huff their friend turned on her heal and continued walking down the trail. Blinking in surprise the rest just followed.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ There done. It took me forever but I finally got that out. Please R+R! It depends on if I get any reviews whether or not I continue this story. I do like it but there are many stories waiting.so if I don't get any reviews then I won't continue this story unless.looks around for evil friends.they beat me into submission.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, so don't sue me. Now then enjoy and laugh, often.
Sesshoumaru sat waiting for the damned witch to arrive. The one thing that pissed him off to no end was having to wait. Rin sat quietly by his side, which was a first in a rather long time. Jyaken was muttering away about unrespectful youkai. Sesshoumaru shifted slightly when the door opened and standing there was the witch he summoned here. She looked at Rin with mild interest before walking to stand in front of them.
"Sesshoumaru-sama, you called for me." The voice was carefully neutral, as well as the eyes.
"I have use for you and your special abilities." He said coldly looking her over. She was a youthful looking woman, her gray eyes and long silver white hair shone with health. Her kimono was a modest shade of rustic red matching the four strips on her face. This woman was no mortal though, she was a youkai witch and a very powerful one. Her silver white tail swung back and forth gently behind her.
"What is it I can do for you?" She only showed so much respect. Honestly, she thought to herself, why do the youkai lords have to be so dense?
"I want you to use you magic to switch the bodies of my filthy brother and his woman." He sneer wasn't kept from his voice and both youkai looked up sharply at him. He calmed and narrowed his eyes daring either one to challenge him. Instead she answered back.
"And what may I ask are you planning that will need that?"
"It is not your place to ask, Babaa." He growled back.
"Very well, it will be done." She turned one last look at Rin then flew out the door on her way to complete her mission. Maybe I should stick around. This should prove interesting. At her grin she disappeared from sight. Sesshoumaru turned a look to Rin, who just looked up at him with a large grin.
Babaa flew on a cloud wisp toward the old miko, Kaede's village. She had long heard of rumors of a hanyou hanging around and a girl with strange clothes. If they were right that's were she'd find her victims. As luck would have it after locating the village she soon picked up the scent of the inu hanyou. She was thankful that she stuck around for Yura's death now. She followed the scent until coming upon a campsite, and everyone was asleep. Landing she looked first down at Sango and Miroku. She turned her steady gaze to the tree. High in its branches slept the hanyou, while below it sleep the strange clothed girl. Babaa didn't waste time pondering over the strange bag that covered the girl.
She raised her hand, blowing strange blue dust into the wind that took it straight to the noses of both victims. With that done she began to chant the spell that would switch their bodies. Both glowed a faint blue. Babaa watched carefully to make sure that the spirits of each switched without being disturbed. When the souls were settled into their new homes, Babaa grinned and turned floating away. Inuyasha snorted turned over and briefly wondered why he was suddenly warm.
The next morning Inuyasha awoke to find himself on the ground. Standing he noticed that Shippo had been curled up next to him. Yawning widely, he suddenly became aware that he couldn't hear Kagome sleeping. In fact he couldn't hear like he usually did, everything seemed duller. Looking down to where he knew Kagome was sleeping the night before he found the sleeping bag, with Shippo, but no Kagome. Looking up to find a branch to jump to so he could look for Kagome, he found HIMSELF!
"Fuck, it can't be." He muttered to himself. At first he thought he was having an out of body experienced, but threw that aside when he looked down at his hands. They were smooth and no claws in sight. That brought his attention to the short, odd green skirt. "Oh, no, it can't be." He pulled a black lock into his face, then began to panic. He wiggled his toes, shoes, he touched his hips, skirt, then his hands moved to the top of his head, no ears, finally his hands touched two full mounds on his chest. His eyes widened and he did the only thing he could think of, he screamed.
Kagome awake to the sound of movement below her. Keeping her eyes closed she tried to get back to sleep. However, when she heard a scream, which she silently add, hurt her ears like hell, she bolted upright and promptly fell out of a tree. Groaning she looked up to see herself glaring at her tapping her shoed foot. Then it hit her, she wasn't in her body. That would be why she could hear and smell better. Her body moved and yanked her up into a sitting position. Soon other figured loomed over her, Sango with a frown, Miroku looked as if he was trying to hold in laughter. Something hard and furry landed on her head.
"Gee, Inuyasha, why'd you have to go and fall out of the tree? I think that Kagome was okay. Or was it because." By that time the kitsune was so shocked that Inuyasha had GENTLY lifted him off his head when he usually threw him off.
"What did you just call me?" Kagome growled without knowing it. Shippo cringed, he was wrong, he was mad.
"Inuyasha? What else would I call you, dog-boy?" He glared. He saw Inuyasha's eyes widen before he was suddenly dropped and both he and Kagome were gone. He looked up at Sango as she bent to upright him. "Where'd they go?"
"I don't know Inuyasha grabbed Kagome and they just disappeared." She then turned to Miroku. "You don't think she's in heat do you?" Worry threading her voice. Miroku put his arm around the demon exterminator's shoulders.
"If so she'll just tell him to 'sit'." There was a large grin on his face because Sango had yet noticed where his other hand was laying. However, when a large heavy boomerang came into sudden, painful contact with his head he stood corrected.
Inuyasha pushed away from Kagome. "Damn bitch, I want my body back!" He yelled tugging on the furry triangles on the top of his possessed body's head knowing full well that his body didn't like that.
"Don't call me bitch!" She yelled back wrapping clawed fingers around his wrist pulling his hand away from her now very sensitive ears. "What happened Inuyasha?!"
"I don't know!" He yelled back standing on tip toes to tower over the towering body. He hated it when he was weak, and now it wasn't just during the new moon but full time. But he quickly learned who had the upper hand in this situation. Kagome used her new found strength to pin Inuyasha to a tree.
"What did you do this time?!" She yelled her snarling teeth to close to his face for comfort.
"I didn't do it, I swear!" He snarled back the best he could. Briefly he wondered if he said the s-word if she would go down, he quickly pushed that aside deciding that he wouldn't be able to do that to her even though she had no problem doing it to him. So instead he reached out and gathered a fist full of the haori and pulled her down to his new eye level. "It looks like we are going to have to ask Kaede about this, the old hag might know something to give us our bodies back." He paused when he saw her sniffing. "What?" Bright amber eyes turned on him.
"You smell." She stated simply. When he started to growl she added, "And my body needs to wash as well." When she let him go, he pulled out the shirtfront and sniffed at it. He couldn't smell anything. Wait, he thought suddenly, when was the last time she went off to wash.Oh no!, he groaned mentally, she, or more precisely her body was due for another wash.
"So? I'll just go down and take a bath." When her eyes narrowed he added, "I'll use your future soap." However that was not the problem Kagome was having. She figured he would soon know what she meant.
"There is no way in hell I'm letting you see my body naked!" She screeched. When his eyes widened she was sure he knew what she meant now. His mouth opened and closed, but no sound came out.
"Not like I've never seen it before." He grunted. A loud growl and he was thrown up against the tree. Glaring straight into his own eyes, although he knew very well that it was Kagome who was looking through them at him.
"Inuyasha!" The unsuspecting girl was thrown forward into Inuyasha as a boomerang made contact with her head. Sango came into view as Kagome made her way to the ground, unable to stop the curse that left her lips.
"What was that for, Sango?" She barked at the woman in question.
"Inuyasha, I can't believe you just attacked Kagome." She scolded her. Miroku came over and helped her up.
"He wouldn't let me take a bath alone." Miroku caught onto the unsaid suggestion.
"Inuyasha, you dog." He patted her on the shoulder. Growling Kagome threw his arm off.
"If it's that much of a problem I'll go with her." Sango suggested and before Kagome could counter Inuyasha nodded and the two walked off.
"Damn Inuyasha I know you like the girl but aren't you being just a little overprotective?" Miroku asked as they walked off. Shippo laughing his head off followed. Growling Kagome thought well two could play at this game.
Inuyasha, not being a natural pervert like Miroku had no clue what to do when Sango started stripping. Then the fact that he didn't know how to get most of Kagome's strange clothing off hit him and he cursed.
"Kagome are you alright? Inuyasha didn't hurt you did he?" She asked worriedly wading out into the water. She only turned around when she was fully submersed. Inuyasha shook his head knowing full well that Sango would beat the shit out of his body if he said yes, and wanting to return to his body with it still intact he answered, while trying to unzip the damn skirt. With help from Sango he had found other clothes to change into until these where clean.
"No." She said bluntly, finally getting free. The top wasn't as hard to get out of, which left him in Kagome's under clothes. He wondered if he should take them off or not, besides, he reminded himself, its not like I haven't seen it all before. So with a little trouble from the 'bra' he was finally naked and practically ran into the water to keep himself from looking. After all he wasn't a man of lose morals like Miroku. Sango just raised an eyebrow and continued to wash herself.
"So are you going to go home when we get back to Kaede's?" Sango asked as they washed their hair. Inuyasha was trying to delay washing the body for as long as he could.
"Uh, I might." He answered. That all depends on when I get my body back or not. When the time came for his to wash the offending body he merely ran the cloth with soap over it as fast as he could trying not to think of the way it felt.
When they had returned they found the camp completely packed and no one around. Inuyasha instantly tried to sniff out where they were, but then remembered he wasn't the one with the hanyou body anymore. That's when voices floated to their ears.
"Are you sure you're fine Inuyasha?" A growl. "I mean you did fall out of that tree pretty hard. I know you have to mark your territory and all but couldn't you have done it on the ground?" Laughter, most likely Shippo's Inuyasha thought, then the meaning of the words finally hit him. What was Kagome think she was doing? Fuming he watched as a concern hentai monk, a kitsune, and a very bright red hanyou entered the clearing. Kagome caught Inuyasha eyes and quickly diverted them.
"If we're all done doing stupid things, could we get moving?" Sango asked looking around at them all but glaring the longest at Inuyasha. Kagome fought the blush that threatened to spill over onto her neck. She had never been on the receiving end of Sango's anger before. So she did what Inuyasha always did.
"Feh."
"Come on, Kagome let's leave these block heads to tail behind." Sango dragged Inuyasha off in front of them. Something would have to be done soon he thought to himself. If his memory served him right Kagome's body would go into heat soon. He frowned, which didn't go unnoticed by Sango. He wondered if Kagome could control his body, but that would mean she would find out. His frowned turned into a scowl.
"Okay, what did he do this time?" Sango asked bluntly. Inuyasha couldn't help but smile at that, that was one of the reasons that he liked her.
"Nothing. I was just thinking." Inuyasha put on his best impression of a Kagome smile. That seemed to convince Sango and she started to talk about something, in which Inuyasha tuned her out. Inuyasha looked over his shoulder at Kagome. She seemed to be overwhelmed by her overly sensitive senses. He chuckled, he wondered how quickly she would adapt to the new sense. Then he cursed, he hated being human, for any reason. Although, he reasoned he wouldn't mind being Kagome for a while.
"Kagome?" Sango called. When the face turned toward her she continued. "I'm guessing that Inuyasha is rubbing off on you."
"What do you mean?" Inuyasha asked innocently.
"Well you just said shit." Sango reasoned, her brows dropping in confusion and suspicion. He mentally cursed himself this time.
"I'm sorry. He's just irritating me lately." He lied glancing over his should to see how she was doing. Miroku had several lumps on the top of his head and as he continued to talk Kagome paled even more and he collected another lump.
"Who isn't?" Sango asked raising her eyebrows. Just then Shippo came running up large watery eyes plastered to Inuyasha's face. Trying to keep in tradition with Kagome's attitude he bent down and picked the little kitsune up.
"What happened?" He asked trying to make it sound as if he was concerned.
"Dog-boy hit me!" He wailed. Inuyasha cringed and turned back to Kagome. She had a 'you-say-it-and-die' look on her face. So he just glared mockingly.
"Leave Shippo alone, Inuyasha!" He said continuing to glare. The others all stared in shock at their friend. Never before has she ordered Inuyasha to leave Shippo alone, usually she just sat him. With a huff their friend turned on her heal and continued walking down the trail. Blinking in surprise the rest just followed.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ There done. It took me forever but I finally got that out. Please R+R! It depends on if I get any reviews whether or not I continue this story. I do like it but there are many stories waiting.so if I don't get any reviews then I won't continue this story unless.looks around for evil friends.they beat me into submission.