A/N: To the tune of Jingle Bells with only the first verse. The rest is repeating the tune of the chorus. Christmas has never been wackier, wonkier or Scoobier! (By the way, it is a word. Now, anyways.) Take this out caroling and scare the spadoodies out of your neighbors by shouting extra loud on the 'hey!' parts! :D
Chase a man in mask, it
Could be in a casket
Wonder if it's real?
Don't say that it can't be
Just look at that, so dandy
Oh what fun to drive and follow monsters everywhere!
Oh, hit a rut
Paper cut
Scooby has an itch
Scratch attack
A Scooby Snack
Soon will have that fixed
Hey!
Ho ho ho
Mistletoe
Fred and Daph will kiss
Ring a bell –
"Shag and Vel,
Stop laughing, please
It's bliss!"
Hey!
Frederick Jones,
Watch the road
That wall you barely missed!
Christmas in
The Mystery Machine
What could be better than this?
Hey!