Ok hi! ::waves:: im finally writing a story again! Ok see theres a thing behind this story. My friends and I role-play on the Internet sometimes and we r all hobbits and so most of these are based on our conversations. And believe me we've had some hilarious convos!! Also ill say something right now, I haven't read the 2nd or 3rd books and I haven't quite finished the 1st one yet either. So if like ne characters die and they r alive in here, sorry! Lol Well, hope you enjoy my story! Please review!!!
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Every ones heard of Frodo, Samwise, Merry, and Pippin, 4 brave hobbits that went on a dangerous journey to destroy an evil ring. Heres what happens with them all after wards and the 4 lovely hobbit girls they meet; the beauty and brains behind the...well...them!
Queen Tigerlily sat on her lovely red throne and peered through the window over the courtyard. She was a rich hobbit yes, but she was not the Queen of all hobbits, only the Queen of 4 pathetic ones, her loyal subjects, her daughter Lara, Dimple, Azaelia, and Daisy.
Though she had few and rather stupid followers, Tigerlily was over all a pretty happy hobbit. She had recently seen once again a rather errrr… loyal hobbit who had recently gotten back from a long and dangerous journey. His name was Samwise Gamgee and she had had a "relationship" with him many years ago. Then again, around the same time she had another "relationship" with another hobbit, Frodo. Now that those two were back from their journey, she was deeply in love with Sam once again. She wasn't too sure he felt the same way, but she would do her best to steal him away from the evil Rosie Cotton. Every day Tigerlily would say to herself "Rosie isn't a queen over 4 hobbits, so there!" And then Dimple or Lara would come in screaming something like; "The sheep are attacking! Save us Queeny!"
Yes, they drove her insane, they were a sad bunch of hobbits who would never help her to impress Samwise. There was the other hobbit however, who had kept her rather happy for awhile. A couple of nights a week for a month kept her satisfied, but soon the hobbit named Frodo Baggins wasn't enough. She decided to come up with a way to use Frodo. Frodo Baggins had too gone on the same journey as Samwise and they were great friends. If only she could find away to use Frodo to make Sam jealous. Then the idea hit her.
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"A tea party? You are throwing a tea party? Who else is coming? I thought we were the only people you actually knew!" Dimple said.
"No, I have a life you know Dimple! I am queen after all." Tigerlily said batting her eyes.
"Ya I don't know how that came about!" Dimple argued. She hated that Tigerlily was queen, she always took away their suppers when they were bad.
"Hey! No whining, do you want to loose another supper? Or maybe breakfast and second breakfast for tomorrow?" The queen asked. Dimple glared at her and Lara rolled her eyes. Lara and Dimple didn't get along too often but when it came how Tigerlily got to be queen, that was a different story.
"Queen Tigerlily, would you happen to like anything to drink? Water, Lemonade, tea?" Azaelia said sucking up once again.
Dimple turned to Lara and mocked Azaelia "Water, tea, do you want me to give you a bath too oh dearest Queen of mine?" Lara laughed out loud and Azaelia just glared at them. Little did they know Azaelia was the smart one, she never lost any meals. They laughed some more and grinned evilly back at her, then she started to cry.
"Queen Tigerlily," she sniffed, "they are making fun of me again!"
"That's it you two! You guys have lost Dinner for tonight, one more thing and you are not coming to the Tea Party tomorrow after noon!" Lara was about to mutter 'stupid snitch' but Dimple covered her mouth.
"Who is coming to this so called tea party anyway?" Dimple questioned.
"Young hobbit men." Tigerlily smiled. "They were all of on a journey to save middle earth. There is Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Perigrin Took, and Meriadoc Brandybuck. To let you all know right now, I have my eyes on Samwise and if any of you even think of claiming him as your own, be prepared never to eat again! You understand?" They all nodded. "Oh yes, and you all have heard of Gandalf I suppose, he too will be joining us."
"You mean that old wizard guy who has fireworks and what not?" Azaelia asked.
"Yes, one of the greatest wizards of all time! He too went on the journey with those hobbits. In fact, he was the one to send them on the journey. Well, let's all set up everything for tomorrow…chop chop!"
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There was so much work for them to do while Tigerlily sat in a chair and day dreamed. She was set on having Samwise all to herself, and if the hobbits didn't act too immature, everything would go according to plan. Suddenly, a knock was heard on the door. Then another and another.
"DIMPLE!" Tigerlily screamed from her seat. "It's your job to get the door! Damn it Dimple get you ass down here and answer the door and take their coats!"
"No! I'm not coming out dressed like this! Dimple does not wear frilly little dresses Tigerlily!"
"Nonsense! You look adorable now answer the damn door! Believe me you won't want to miss this tea party!"
"Come on! Make Daisy do this, she didn't help set up at all last night since she was gone!" Daisy was sitting next to Tigerlily at the table and she grinned and yelled back to Dimple "The Queen would never force me to wear a dress, your just a little wimp now do what your Queen says and answer the door!" Reluctantly Dimple made her way past the table with a pout on her face.
All the hobbits laughed as she walked out of the room to answer the door.
"Oh and don't forget to smile Dimple Bolger!" Lara laughed as she seated her self on the opposite end of the table from her mother.
Dimple finally opened the door and looked at the four impatient hobbits standing there.
"How dare you keep Mister Frodo and myself waiting here for so long! We do not approve!" Said a chubby, dirty blond haired hobbit.
"Oh Sam, be nice to her she looks like shes having a rough day already." Said a brown haired hobbit. "My names Pippin." He said bowing. Dimple was not impressed. "Pleased im sure. I'll take your coats."
"May we know your name please?" Pippin asked trying to get her to notice him once again.
"Dimple Bolger of Newbury…well I was of Newbury but am no longer. Now may I please have your coats?" Finally they handed her their coats and she directed them into the room on the left where the others waited.
After hanging up the coats she made her way back to the tea party to find them all talking about 'their journey'. She grabbed the last seat, which was next to another brown-haired hobbit named Frodo. She noticed Lara give her an evil eye and she laughed to herself thinking 'haha im making Lara jealous!'
"Oh yes! Sam bring out the pictures! We should show them the pictures of us all together before we left Rivendell!" Frodo exclaimed
"Right away Mr. Frodo!" Sam said smiling at him as he left to dig through the pockets of his jacket. Daisy had suspected that there was something going on between Sam and Frodo the whole time, and every moment it became more and more obvious, she wandered if Tigerlily noticed it too. She looked over and Tigerlily just sat there smiling to herself.
"You see," Frodo continued, "We had pictures painted of the whole fellowship by some of the best artistic elves there before we left!" This caught Dimple's attention.
"Elves? There were elves there? Real live elves?" All the female hobbits rolled their eyes.
"You must excuse her," Azaelia said, "She is the slowest Hobbit in all of middle earth." She sneered, Lara laughed too because every now and then the slowest hobbit position was filled by her.
"That's a wee bit harsh don't you think?" Pippin asked in her defense.
"Azaelia was only joking, she would never say anything to embarrass some one, unfortunately shes not my daughter, she is." She said pointing to Lara. "Unfortunately. Heh, heh, just kidding" She smiled.
Finally Sam came running back in with the pictures. "Here they are Mr. Frodo!" The paintings were passed around the table; Tigerlily hogged the one of Sam for quiet awhile telling him how amazing he looked. He didn't seem to get the hint from her that she loved him and kept on insisting to her that Frodo looks much more adorable. Finally the elf picture of Legolas reached Dimple and she lost it. She jumped out of her seat and screamed with joy.
"He… beautiful….amazing! AHHH!" She screamed as she clutched the picture and ran around the room twice. "My elf, my precious elf! Must meet elf! Bring me elf!" She cried wildly staring into Sam's eyes.
"Don't get that close to Samwise! Leave him alone Dimple!" Tigerlily screamed jumping out of her seat. A picture then reached Lara and her eyes grew all wide, she looked over at Frodo then back into the picture with the big, bright blue eyes. A big smile spread over her face and she jumped onto the table and made her way into Frodo's lap.
"Mr. Frodo! Get away from Mr. Frodo!" Sam screamed. Tigerlily gasped and ran over to Sam before he got up. "Sam, baby! I've loved you since the day I met you and I've missed you for so long!" Finally she kissed him and his eyes grew wide.
"Well, what have you to say?" Tigerlily asked pulling herself away from him. The whole room was silent now except for the constant mutterings of Dimple who was rocking back and forth in a corner with her arms holding her legs to her chest and the picture on the floor in front of her.
"Wow! You kiss a lot better than… than anyone!" He said quickly glancing over in Frodo's general direction. Frodo looked hurt but Sam tried to ignore it.
Tigerlily smiled, she had won.
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Ok well tell me what you think! Im hoping I get more ppl than just my friends reviewing for this lol…no offence I luv ya guys but you have ta say its good!