Shrek -- CardCaptor style - Chapter 1 - The Best of Friends…Not!
Disclaimer - Boo hoo I don't own Cardcaptor Sakura
Okay, if this sucks, let me know! This is my first CardCaptor story and I was bored.
Who plays who =
Li - Shrek
Sakura - Princess Fiona
Kero - the Donkey
Eli - Lord Farquad
They're just playing their roles, they go by their own names.
The rest of the characters are their normal people; I tried fitting Madison in the story but couldn't think of any thing. Oh well, here the story.
Once upon a time there was a powerful wizard named Li Showron, he was an outcast because people feared all magic and Fairytale things. He lived alone in the woods in a hollow tree on his own. He cared for no one because no one had ever cared for him. Any one who saw him feared him because he had a symbol on his forehead that told everyone that he was a wizard.
One evening a group of farmers came to his house wanting to kill him, but he had sensed them coming before they got there so he waited outside for them to come.
The men were hiding in some reeds when he came up behind them, they were looking at his house where the fire had been left going.
"There he is" One of the men whispered.
" Alright lets get it! '' One of the men yelled advancing forward.
" Hold on! ' Said the first man stopping him " Do you know what that thing could do to you? "
" Yeah, it'll turn you into a frog for its brew" A different man said.
'' Well actually, that would be a witch!" Li said as the men all turned around and began to walk away from him backwards.
" Now Wizards, ugh they're much worse, they'll zap you with lightning until you're fried to a crisp. They'll create an Ogre with their wands, it'll squeeze the jelly from your eyes!" Li said as he backed them into a cliff. " Actually its quite good on toast. "
" Back!" One of the guys yelled that was in the front as he waved his torch in Li's face " Back evil one! I warn ya! "
Li liked his fingertips and extinguished the flame. The men gasped.
" Right." The man said sheepishly as he dropped the torch.
Li pulled out his sword from his side. He waved it franticly as sparks shot out of it. The men yelled in fear, they closed their eyes as the sparks turned to fire works and exploded in their faces. When Li stopped the men's faces were black. He put his sword away as the men continued to yell. Then they stopped and opened their eyes. Li put his hand to the side of his mouth and leaned towards them.
" This is the part where you run away" He whispered.
The men gasped then ran away as fast as their legs could carry them. Li snickered.
" And stay out!" He yelled, then he bent down and picked up a sheet of paper.
" Wanted Fairy Tale creatures? " He read the sheet then tossed it onto the ground.
The next day in a meadow close to the forest where Li lived in people brought in their fairy tale creatures for money. A man got 50 pieces of silver for a witch, people brought in dwarves, nymphs, fairies, talking animals, nursery rhyme characters, and one women was bringing in a flying teddybear named Kero. He was in a cage because he was clever. He watched nervously as several creatures were stuffed into wagons and cages.
" C'mon don't do this I'll never be stubborn again. I can change, please give me another chance! " He pleaded with the old woman.
" Oh shut up! " The women said and shook the cage.
Ahead of them, a man with a puppet went up to the table.
" Next! " The Captain of the guards said." What do you got? "
" This little wooden puppet!' The man said as he placed it on the table.
" I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy! " The puppet said, but then its nose grew a meter long.
"That's five shillings for the possessed toy! Take it away! " The guard said.
" Father don't let them do this to me! Help me! "The puppet pleaded as a guard came and carried it away.
" Next! What do you got? " The guard said as the old woman with Kero approached the table.
" Well, I've got a talking stuffed animal! " The woman said as she pulled Kero out of the cage and held him in her hand.
"Right! Well that's good for ten shillings, because he's real and has wings, but we'll throw in another ten if you can prove that it can talk! " The guard said.
" Okay, go ahead little fellah! " The old woman said and she held Kero in her palm.
Kero looked around at all the people starring at him, but made no sound whatsoever.
" Well? " the captain asked unpatiently.
"Oh he's, he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk you bone head of…! " The woman explained, motioning to hit Kero.
' That's it, I've had it! Guards! " The Captain commanded.
"No wait! He talks, he does! " The woman said franticly, then grabbed Kero's jaw with her other hand and moved his mouth as she said " I can talk! I love to talk! I'm the talkinist dang thing you ever saw! "
The woman smiled, but the captain scowled.
"Get her out of my sight! " The Captain said
"No no! I swear! " The woman said, dropping Kero and backing up.
The guards grabbed her and pulled her away, but as they did she kicked a cage a boy was holding and knocked it out of his hands. It fell onto Kero sprinkling dust on him; he began to rise up into the air.
" Hey! I can fly! Kero said.
"He can fly! " Several people that saw him said at different times.
"He can talk! " The Captain said.
"That's right fool! Now I'm a flying talkin stuffed animal! You may of seen a house fly! Maybe even a super fly! But I bet you ain't never seen a stuffed animal fly! Hah hah! " Kero said as he waved his arms to make him move as he floated through the air, but then he started to float down, he looked down then up." Uh oh!"
Kero fell onto the ground with a thud.
"Seize him! " The captain said, pointing to Kero.
Kero jumped up and ran as fast as his little legs could carry him. The guards were chasing him; he was running as he looked behind him so he didn't see the person that he ran into. Kero looked up and saw Li, who turned around and looked down at Kero. Kero was trapped between a Wizard and army of solders.
" Okay, get kidnapped, or get fried to a crisp by a wizard! Not much of choice! " Kero thought.
Kero ran behind Li, the guards came running up, but stopped dead in their tracks when they saw Li.
"You there! Wizard! " The captain said.
"I? " Li asked.
"By the order of Lord Eli, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a new settlement facility. " The captain said nervously as Li stepped towards them all.
" Oh really! You and what army?" Li asked looking behind the Captain.
The guards had all run away, leaving behind their weaponry. Kero smiled, the Captain, gulped, then ran away. Kero stuck his tongue out at him as Li walked away, Kero turned around.
" Hey, can I say something to you? Listen now you was really really something back there! Incredible! " Kero said walking up behind him.
" Are you talkin to.." Li began as he turned around but saw nothing " …me?"
Li shrugged and turned around.
" Yes I was talkin to you! " Kero said, who was right in front of Li, he began to follow Li " Can I just tell you that you was really great back there! I mean those guards, they thought they was all and that, then you showed up and POW! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods! You see, that made me feel really good to see that! "
" Oh that's great! Really! " Li said exageratingly.
" Man it's great to be free! " Kero said.
" Now, why don't you go celebrate you freedom with some of your own friends? Hmm? " Li asked, stopping Kero, then began to walk away again.
" But uhh…I don't have any friends! And I'm not going out there by myself! Hey wait a minute! I got a great idea! I stick with chu! " Kero said then began to follow him again.
" Who's chu? My name's Li! And who are you? " Li asked.
" I'm Keroberos! But you can call me Kero! I'm the guardian beast of the seal of the Clow Cars! " Kero said.
" What are Clow Cards? " Li asked.
Kero opened his mouth to say something, but paused.
" … Good question! I think I know what they are! I think they're cards with powerful spirits in them, but I have no clue what they look like! " Kero said.
" How can you be the guardian of something that you don't even know about? " Li asked.
" Hey! I'm in this deformed teddybear body! If I was my real form, I wouldn't of hidden behind you! " Kero said.
" Whatever1 But what makes you think that I want you to stick with me? " Li asked.
" C'mon it'll be fun! You and me green fighting machine! " Kero said.
" I'm not green! " Li said.
" Whatever! You're wearing green! But together we'll scare the spit out of any one who crosses us! " Kero said.
Li began took a deep breath, then pulled out his sword and waved it like crazy and began yelling in Kero's face. After 10 seconds, he put his sword away and stopped.
" Oh wow! That was really scary! " Kero said exageratingly
" Now if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done! Cause you definitely need some tic - tacs or something because your breath STINKS! " Kero said as Li walked away.
Li was walking away, then Kero ended up in his face again. He was hanging upside down on a log.
" Man you almost burned the hair up my nose! Just like the time..'' Kero began, but was cut short when Li covered his mouth.
Li kept his hand over her mouth as Kero mumbled something, when it seemed like Kero was finished, he took his hand off, but he was wrong about Kero being finished.
'' And then I ate some rotten berries! Man that's some strong gas eekin out of my but that did! '' Kero said.
" Why, are you following me? " Li asked then began to walk away again.
'' I'll tell you why! " Kero said, then jumped down off the log and began to sing when he got in front of Li" Cause I'm all alone! There's no one here beside me! My problems have all gone, but there's no one to derive me! But you gotta have friends.."
'' Stop singing! " Li yelled, then picked Kero up by the wings and turned to his right.
" Well its no wonder you don't have any friends! " Li said annoyed dropping Kero.
'' Wow! " Kero said as he stood up." Only a true friend would be that truly honest! '" He said turning to face Li.
" [Sighs] Listen, little guardian. Take a look at me what am I? " Li asked.
" Um…" Kero wondered as he looked from Li's feet to the top of his head.
" Really tall?" He asked.
"No! I'm a wizard! You know! Fry you to a crisp with lighting! Doesn't that bother you? " Li asked exasperatingly.
Kero shook his head.
"Nope! " He answered.
''Really?" Li asked surprised.
"Really really!"
"Oh!"
"Man I like you! What did you say you name was kid? " Kero asked.
" Uh… Li! " He said, then began to walk off again.
"Li? " Kero asked with a weird expression on his face.
'' Well you know what I like about you Li? You got that kind of, I don't care what nobody thinks of me thing! I like that I respect that Li, you're all right! " Kero said as he followed Li.
They walked to the edge of a hill, where they had a good view of Li's home.
"Whoo! Look at that! Who'd want to live in a place like that? " Kero asked.
'' That, would be my home! " Li said.
'' Oh and it is lovely! Just beautiful! You know you are quite a decorator! It's amazing to see what you've done with such a modest budget! '' Kero said as he followed Li down the hill, then looked over at a boulder.
" I like that boulder! That is a nice boulder! " Kero said then ran down the rest of the hill.
Kero looked at one of the signs that Li had put up that said' keep out'
" I guess you don't, entertain much do you? '' Kero asked.
'' I like my privacy! " Li said annoyed.
" You know I do too! That's another thing we have in common! I mean I hate it when you got somebody in your face, you trying to give them the hint they wont leave? And then there's that big occuard silence you know? " Kero asked, then they went into complete silence
I looked back at him. Kero looked away.
"Cam I stay with chu? " Kero asked
" What? " Li asked turning around.
" Can I stay with chu, please? " Kero asked nicely.
" Oh course1 '' Li said
'' Really? Kero asked hopefully.
''No! " Li said really annoyed then turned around again.
"Please! I don't want to go back out there, you don't know what it's like to be considered a freak! " Kero pleaded, running up to Li and climbing up his cloak until he got to his collar.
" Well, maybe, you do. But that's why we gotta stick together! You gotta let me stay! Please! Please! Please! " Kero begged
" Okay! Okay, but for one night only! " Li said, then opened the door.
"Ah! Thank you! " Kero said gratefully, then jumped down and ran inside
" Wait no! ' Li said as Kero jumped onto his chair.
' Oh this is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swap the manly stories, and in the morning, I'm makin waffles! " Kero said.
Li scrunched up tensely.
" Where do uh.. I sleep? ' Kero asked looking around.
" Outside! " Li yelled pointing out the door.
" Oh, well I guess that's cool, I mean I don't know you, and you don't know me so I guess outside is best. " Kero said sadly as he got of the chair and slowly walked outside.
"Goodnight! " Kero said, then Li slammed the door.
Kero sighed as he sat down; Li walked over to his chair.
" I do like the outdoors I'm a bear I was born outside! " Kero said
Li groaned then went over and sat down.
" I'm sitting by myself out side I guess! Sitting by myself outside! [Sighs] I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me…" Kero said, then sang into the night.
That was chapter one, don't forget to the next chapter will be ASAP see you there! ^_^