Smile! Your on Candid Recordings!
I'd like to give credit to a friend of mine for helping me a bit with this and a few of my other fics, The Power of an Author 1 and 2. Also, Trigger was technically a character he made up. I did however write the stories about him and with him in it.
Mike: "Hi. I'm Mike. Today I'll be showing you some candid recordings that I made of uncuspecting victims'. I mean.....yeah victims'. Everyone knows that a father always loves his son and vice versa, but this is just out of charecter."
Mike takes out a tape recorder and pushes the play button.
Trigger: "I love you daddy."
Tiger: "I love you too."
Trigger: "Do you know how much I love you?"
Tiger: "How much?"
Trigger: "Very very much."
Tiger: "I love you very very much."
The tape stops.
Mike: "..........I'd laugh but I was in a car accident yesterday wich has disabled my ability to. This next one is just plain....ew."
Mike pushes the play button again.
Hare: "I wonder how my wife and kids are doing."
The tape stops and Mike shudders.
Mike: "I haven't heard these next ones so brace yourselves! They might be really wierd!"
Mike pushes the play button again.
Golem: "Golem wish he were woman."
The tape stops.
Mike: ".........Oooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyy. This next recording is also unheard, so, don't blame me if anyone starts throwing up."
Before Mike can push the button a couple of guys in police uniforms drag him off and he drops the recorder.
Mike: "Hey! What are you doing?!"
Guy 1: "Bringing you back to the insane asylum where you escaped from!"
Mike: "You can't! I have a show to do!"
Guy 2: "The only thing you'll be doing is reading the newpaper and watching Judge Judy."
Mike: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I won't be famous anymore!!!!!!!"
Guy 1: "You never were."
Mike:
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
After they all leave Genki and the others walk up and find the tape recorder and Genki picks it up.
Holly: "What is that?"
Genki: "It's a tape recorder. You can record noises and play them back to hear as many times as you want."
Holly: "See if there are any noises on it."
Genki: "Okay."
Genki pushes the play button.
Trigger: "I love you daddy."
Tiger: "I love you too."
Trigger: "Do you know how much I love you?"
Tiger: "How much?"
Trigger: "Very very much."
Tiger: "I love you very very much."
The tape stops. Tiger turns a bright shade of red as everyone else chokes back hordes of laughter. Genki pushes the play button again.
Hare: "I wonder how my.."
Hare: "AH!"
Hare grabs the tape recorder and pushes the stop button.
Hare: "That was nothing. It was nothing. It never was anything. Hahahahahahaha."
Genki: "Your hiding something on this tape recoder!"
Genki reaches over to push the button again.
Hare: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Genki pushes the button.
Hare: "I wonder how my wife and kids are doing."
Everyone: "....................."
Hare turns red and Genki pushes the button again.
Golem: "Golem wish he were woman."
The tape stops. Everyone walks away from Golem with a nervous look on their faces.
The End
I'd like to give credit to a friend of mine for helping me a bit with this and a few of my other fics, The Power of an Author 1 and 2. Also, Trigger was technically a character he made up. I did however write the stories about him and with him in it.
Mike: "Hi. I'm Mike. Today I'll be showing you some candid recordings that I made of uncuspecting victims'. I mean.....yeah victims'. Everyone knows that a father always loves his son and vice versa, but this is just out of charecter."
Mike takes out a tape recorder and pushes the play button.
Trigger: "I love you daddy."
Tiger: "I love you too."
Trigger: "Do you know how much I love you?"
Tiger: "How much?"
Trigger: "Very very much."
Tiger: "I love you very very much."
The tape stops.
Mike: "..........I'd laugh but I was in a car accident yesterday wich has disabled my ability to. This next one is just plain....ew."
Mike pushes the play button again.
Hare: "I wonder how my wife and kids are doing."
The tape stops and Mike shudders.
Mike: "I haven't heard these next ones so brace yourselves! They might be really wierd!"
Mike pushes the play button again.
Golem: "Golem wish he were woman."
The tape stops.
Mike: ".........Oooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyy. This next recording is also unheard, so, don't blame me if anyone starts throwing up."
Before Mike can push the button a couple of guys in police uniforms drag him off and he drops the recorder.
Mike: "Hey! What are you doing?!"
Guy 1: "Bringing you back to the insane asylum where you escaped from!"
Mike: "You can't! I have a show to do!"
Guy 2: "The only thing you'll be doing is reading the newpaper and watching Judge Judy."
Mike: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I won't be famous anymore!!!!!!!"
Guy 1: "You never were."
Mike:
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
After they all leave Genki and the others walk up and find the tape recorder and Genki picks it up.
Holly: "What is that?"
Genki: "It's a tape recorder. You can record noises and play them back to hear as many times as you want."
Holly: "See if there are any noises on it."
Genki: "Okay."
Genki pushes the play button.
Trigger: "I love you daddy."
Tiger: "I love you too."
Trigger: "Do you know how much I love you?"
Tiger: "How much?"
Trigger: "Very very much."
Tiger: "I love you very very much."
The tape stops. Tiger turns a bright shade of red as everyone else chokes back hordes of laughter. Genki pushes the play button again.
Hare: "I wonder how my.."
Hare: "AH!"
Hare grabs the tape recorder and pushes the stop button.
Hare: "That was nothing. It was nothing. It never was anything. Hahahahahahaha."
Genki: "Your hiding something on this tape recoder!"
Genki reaches over to push the button again.
Hare: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Genki pushes the button.
Hare: "I wonder how my wife and kids are doing."
Everyone: "....................."
Hare turns red and Genki pushes the button again.
Golem: "Golem wish he were woman."
The tape stops. Everyone walks away from Golem with a nervous look on their faces.
The End