Disclaimer: Evangelion is the property of Anno Hideaki and
Studio Gainax. I am merely using the characters for the
purposes of profit- and revenue-free entertainment and make
no claim on them.
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Gendo, You Bastard!
An Evangelion Fanfic
By Kitsurubami
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Subject: Dammit, Commander!
To: Gendo Ikari
From: Misato Katsuragi
Dammit, Commander!
Why have you frozen access to my accounts?! I need that
money for grocery shopping tonight! In fact, this...
this... is my last Yebisu beer! Waaaah!!!! Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Please! release my accounts!
Misato.
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Subject: RE: Dammit, Commander!
To: Misato Katsuragi
From: Gendo Ikari
Major Katsuragi,
The NERV EPF Account is not your personal slosh fund!
Please refrain from using it as such. As for your other
accounts, you will have to contact the Accounts Department
on your own behalf.
Commander Ikari.
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Subject: RE: RE: Dammit, Commander!
To: Gendo Ikari
From: Misato Katsuragi
Commander Ikari,
Okay. How about a personal loan then?
Misato.
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Subject: Ikari, You Bastard!
To: Gendo Ikari
From: Kozo Fuyutsuki
Ikari, you bAstard!
Where The hell are you?! You promised be her by Eight!
"We'll get drunk," you Said, "and reminisce
'bout yui all night." now I'm sittin' here in tis stinkin rat
hole an' drinkin ALL BY MYSELF!!!
Koz.
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Subject: RE: Ikari, You Bastard!
To: Kozo Fuyutsuki
From: Gendo Ikari
My apologies, Subcommander,
An important matter just came up and I stayed behind to
deal with it. I promise I'll comeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Subject: RE: Ikari, You Bastard! 2
To: Kozo Fuyutsuki
From: Gendo Ikari
Er, my hand seems to have slipped and hit the Send button
by mistake. As I was saying, I promise I'll come with you
next Thursday instead.
Regards,
Gendo.
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Subject: Gendo, You Bastard!
To: Gendo Ikari
From: Ritsuko Akagi
You bastard, Gendo!
You don't call! You don't write! You don't even mail me a
note! Dammit, I'm pissed! You'd better get your act
together, Gendo!
How does Thursday sound?
Ritsuko.
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Subject: RE: Gendo, You Bastard!
To: Ritsuko Akagi
From: Gendo Ikari
Dear Ritsuko,
Your cool, professional attitude to all matters is one of
the things I most admire about you. Please do not
disillusion me in that regard.
Thursday will be fine.
Gendo.
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Subject: Report to Commander!
To: Rei Ayanami
From: Gendo Ikari
Rei,
Please report to my office for personal training
immediately.
Commander Ikari.
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"Yes, oh yes," Gendo groaned as his hands tightly clutched
the arms of his chair. His glasses were heavily fogged and
failed to glint even minorly in the low level lighting.
"You're the best, Yui. Not even - aaahhh! - Ritsuko -
ooohhhh! - can match you - gyaaahh!"
Rei Ayanami paused in mid-bob. She lifted her head and
focused her unfathomable red eyes on the man sitting before
her. "My name is not Yui, Commander Ikari."
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Studio Gainax. I am merely using the characters for the
purposes of profit- and revenue-free entertainment and make
no claim on them.
---
Gendo, You Bastard!
An Evangelion Fanfic
By Kitsurubami
---
Subject: Dammit, Commander!
To: Gendo Ikari
From: Misato Katsuragi
Dammit, Commander!
Why have you frozen access to my accounts?! I need that
money for grocery shopping tonight! In fact, this...
this... is my last Yebisu beer! Waaaah!!!! Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Please! release my accounts!
Misato.
---
Subject: RE: Dammit, Commander!
To: Misato Katsuragi
From: Gendo Ikari
Major Katsuragi,
The NERV EPF Account is not your personal slosh fund!
Please refrain from using it as such. As for your other
accounts, you will have to contact the Accounts Department
on your own behalf.
Commander Ikari.
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Subject: RE: RE: Dammit, Commander!
To: Gendo Ikari
From: Misato Katsuragi
Commander Ikari,
Okay. How about a personal loan then?
Misato.
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Subject: Ikari, You Bastard!
To: Gendo Ikari
From: Kozo Fuyutsuki
Ikari, you bAstard!
Where The hell are you?! You promised be her by Eight!
"We'll get drunk," you Said, "and reminisce
'bout yui all night." now I'm sittin' here in tis stinkin rat
hole an' drinkin ALL BY MYSELF!!!
Koz.
---
Subject: RE: Ikari, You Bastard!
To: Kozo Fuyutsuki
From: Gendo Ikari
My apologies, Subcommander,
An important matter just came up and I stayed behind to
deal with it. I promise I'll comeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Subject: RE: Ikari, You Bastard! 2
To: Kozo Fuyutsuki
From: Gendo Ikari
Er, my hand seems to have slipped and hit the Send button
by mistake. As I was saying, I promise I'll come with you
next Thursday instead.
Regards,
Gendo.
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Subject: Gendo, You Bastard!
To: Gendo Ikari
From: Ritsuko Akagi
You bastard, Gendo!
You don't call! You don't write! You don't even mail me a
note! Dammit, I'm pissed! You'd better get your act
together, Gendo!
How does Thursday sound?
Ritsuko.
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Subject: RE: Gendo, You Bastard!
To: Ritsuko Akagi
From: Gendo Ikari
Dear Ritsuko,
Your cool, professional attitude to all matters is one of
the things I most admire about you. Please do not
disillusion me in that regard.
Thursday will be fine.
Gendo.
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Subject: Report to Commander!
To: Rei Ayanami
From: Gendo Ikari
Rei,
Please report to my office for personal training
immediately.
Commander Ikari.
---
"Yes, oh yes," Gendo groaned as his hands tightly clutched
the arms of his chair. His glasses were heavily fogged and
failed to glint even minorly in the low level lighting.
"You're the best, Yui. Not even - aaahhh! - Ritsuko -
ooohhhh! - can match you - gyaaahh!"
Rei Ayanami paused in mid-bob. She lifted her head and
focused her unfathomable red eyes on the man sitting before
her. "My name is not Yui, Commander Ikari."
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