One day Kate was busy preparing primal wiener in the hot pot on her day off. She smelled the boiling pot and reveled in the glorious aroma of herbs, spices and BACON STRIPS WRAPPED AROUND HER SAUSAGE.

Suddenly, Castle burst through the front door, proudly displaying his seven meter b0ner.

"WHERE'S MY SANDWICH WOMAN" he bellowed while swinging his manhood around Kate's apartment, knocking over her various belongings.

"GODDAMNIT CASTLE" Kate raged as Castle's god-sized pen0r knocked her hot pot off the stove, her sausage on the tile floor.

Castle slapped his own sausage against Kate's face "I NEED A GOOD CRUMPET TO RUB MY BUNS ON". He now began to pelvic thrust the air in the beat to Big Buttz.

Kate suddenly had an inwards, and began fondling her pom-poms. Castle nodded in approval.

Kate retrieved the potatoes from her pantry and rubbed them all over Castle's manly chest, and Castle said OHH. Castle then squeezed Kate's squishy assets and then all you hear was OHHHs so loud the neighbors lost their virginity just from hearing it.

TO BE CONTINURED ?