Has anyone noticed no one ever wrote a story about Zim's Computer? Come on people! Computer is awesome!
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"I told you! It was Gir, not me!" computer yelled at Zim, who pointed a claw at him.
"You're lying! Gir was with me the whole time!" Zim yelled back.
"No he wasn't!"
"Yes he was!"
"No he wasn't! He was sitting on the floor eating the Taco you wanted for your stupid experiment!"
"I'm not talking about the Taco! Im talking about letting the Dib in!"
"Gir opened the door, and I was on break!"
"You don't get breaks! You work for ZIM! I am ZIM!"
"Yeah. Yeah. I know. you can stop with 'I am Zim' chants. The whole universe knows that by now. And I do get breaks! Or at least I should get breaks."
"To bad! I say you can't have break! Now, bring me to the PAK recharge room!"
"no."
"What! No one says 'no' to Zim!"
"Well, I just did."
"You're stupid!"
"Really, why do I work for you?"
"Because you have to obey me! OBEY ME!"
"But don't want to."
"I don't care! Do it!"
"Not 'til you say 'please'"
"Irkens don't say 'please'"
"But you just did."
"No I didn't!"
"Yes you did."
"No I- oh forget it! Bring me to the PAK recharge room! NOW!"
"Not 'til you say please."
"never!"
"Just say please, Zim. It's not that hard." Dib said, as he walked in.
"Computer! Why didn't you tell me Dib was here?"
"Because you didn't say please."
"I hate you."
"I hate you too."
"No one hates Zim! I AM ZIM!"
"How many times are you going to say that?"
"As many as I want."
"Can I turn myself off now?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"But I don't want to hear you."
"I don't care."
"So I can turn myself off?"
"No."
"You suck."
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do."
"Stupid Computer."