THIS SI THE REAL DAVESPRITE THINK OKAY IM SORRY
davesprite was flyin g around looking for some love.
he saw someone very loney and crying to himself
he fly down to him
"you okay man" he says cooly
"no why would i be" the troll says as he wipes his tesars with his cape "terezi and i killed everyone and now we have a lot of babies and im not redy to be a a dad"
"its okay man i want to be a dad so i can help u"
"u srs"
"yeah man but i need to lay my eggs some where"
"whos the dad"
"me"
"oh"
"yeah it was pretty sweet"
"ok weirdo"
davespir flew to the ocean and saw dead karktat "wow: he said he he picked him up and mad ea nest out of him. he layed the eggs in his ded bofy
"eridan come here plz count theme"
"thers 3 eggs man"
"ok sweet they will hatch any moment now"
terezi saw eridna and davesprite and she got man and stole the egds and made food out of them with out them knowing
"GUYS I MADE DINER"
"eggs for dinner?" davesorite said "okay"
they started eating them and davesprite was liek "wait where did u get eggs cause only birds lay eggs and im the only bird"
"EXACTLY I STOLE UR BABIES AND MAD EFOOD" she said luaghibg
"terezi!:" eridan shouted as dave started to cry and throw up his babies
eridna and davesprite both killed terezi cause fuck her
when they were done eridan noticed all the grubs mysterally died witht her
"MY BABIES"
"i thought u didnt want to be a dad"
"i dont but they are still my own blood kind of"
"im sorry man"
"im sorry about ur babies to"
they sat there in an embraces of dead babies and throw up and blood everywhere (this sounds weird but its more romantic i swear)
"davesorute" eridan said "i dont love you"
"okay" davesprite was confused
eridna kissed davesprite and davesprite was even more confused like what the fuck man
"what the heck i" davespirte was cut off by another kiss as eridan kissed him"
"dude i dont love you stop" eridan said weirdly
"thats it im out ur weird im going back to jade:" then he flew off
like a magestic motherfucker
the end