A/N: Okay. I don't exactly know what a
madlib is, (but they had them on www.amused.com,
under the name of amusomatic 2000), but I guess this is what it is. You have to
answer these 20 questions (NOT in sentences) and then put those answers in the
dialogue below that. (the number of the question corresponds to the number in
the brackets in the dialogue) Hopefully the result will be quite amusing.
(1) Name of something that sounds very technical and
Star Wars-y
(2) Device of some sort
(3) A noise a Wookiee makes
(4) Name of something else that sounds very technical
and Star Wars-y
(5) Another word which means stuffed
(6) Expletive or otherwise which can be used in the
sentence "What the___?"
(7) Looking ________ (complete the sentence)
(8) Term of endearment or otherwise (ie bastard,
little ripper, idiot)
(9) Any action that would be feasible in the Star Wars
galaxy
(10) Another
action that would be feasible in the Star Wars galaxy
(11) A
point in time (now, tomorrow, when the cows come home, etc)
(12) Article
of clothing
(13) An
action, any action.
(14) Any
action that would signify death. (electrocuted, impaled on a wooden stake, get
blasted into oblivion)
(15) Anything
fantastical starting with We'd (ie We'd go scuba diving on Tatooine)
(16) Any
action at all (ie go sleep together, have tea and biscuits, shoot up some
stormies)
(17) Any
object relating to (16)
(18) Any
thing relating to (16)
(19) A
person, an animal, any noun at all.
(20) Verb
(ie. Die, submit)
Han: Damn. The (1) is stuffed up again.
Chewie, would you get me the (2)?
Chewie: (3) (hands it to Han)
Han: Thanks. (fiddles around a bit) Oh,
great. Not only is the (1) stuffed, but the (4) is absolutely (5) as well.
Chewie: (3) (noises of disappointment)
Leia: What the (6) are you doing down
there?
Han: Looking (7)…
Leia: You (8)!
Han: Well actually, I was (9)…
Leia: Oh really? Well I came down here to
(10). You wanna come?
Chewie: (3) (complaining)
Leia: Oh, so do you have to fix the (1) and
the (4)? I guess that means you won't be coming with me. (sighs)
Han: Oh, no, no, not at all. Chewie can fix
that, or it can wait until (11).
Leia: Okay then….get your (12) on and we'll
go (10). Then you can come back and fix the (1) and the (4)
Luke: Han, Leia! Where are you off to?
Han: Ah, we're just going (10)ing. I don't
suppose you'd like to join us?
Luke: No thanks. I have to (13) myself.
Leia: Luke! Are you sure that's safe? I
mean, you might get (14)!
Han: Leia, don't worry. Nothing will happen
to him. He's a smart kid.
Leia: I sure hope so. I mean, what would we
do if he died?
Han: (whispering in her ear) (15). Whaddaya
think 'bout that?
Leia: Han! (shocked) I never thought (15).
Luke: Han-Leia-what? You'd do WHAT if I
died? I'd better not go (10) after all.
Han: Yes. Maybe you shouldn't. How 'bout we
all sit down and (16)?
Leia: Ooh, yes, let's! I bags first go at
the (17)
Chewie: (in Wookiee: Do I get a go at the
(17) too?)
Han: Of course you do. After all, you're
part of the team.
Luke: So. Who wants first go at (18)
Han: I hear something.
Luke: What is it?
Han: It's only (19). Nothing to worry
about.
Luke: It's only (19)? I gotta go!
(19): It's time to go now, all of you. You
must (20). MWAHAHAHAHA!
A/N: I tested it out on my friends at
school and it worked fine. So now review and tell me how many laughs you got
out of this. Bye for now!