This is a story that someone awesome asked me to write. Since she asked me so nicely.....she gonna freakin' kill me for this.....^ ^; . I do not own D Gray-man, or D Gray-man abridged. You should check it out actually. Freakin' hilarious! I probably spelled that wrong. :3 Oh well. Any who, here's the link to D Gray-man abridged. .com/watch?v=-tkFO4psSkM Go see it! Anyway, on with the show! :3
~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could this have happened? How could everything have gone so horribly wrong? The mission had been simple. The briefing even simpler.
FLASHBACK!
They sat there, waiting on Komui to show up. Just looking at the mess everywhere. All he could think was that old panda should come be this guy's secretary! At least then there'd be.......no change at all. Except that that old man would leave him alone. He could tell that Yu-bear really didn't want to be there. Let alone next to him. Okay, so he kinda deserved this treatment. After all, he'd stolen the other boy's soba and called him Yu-bear in the middle of the cafeteria. Really loudly.....which of course resulted in him getting Mugen shoved in his face. But he'd gotten used to that. So used to it in fact, that it had become part of his daily routine. That's right, his day just wasn't complete without him getting hard steel pointed at his face and a death threat followed by an insult thrown his way. Anyway, he was getting off topic. After a while Komui FINALLY came out. After clearing his throat he looked at them. "Mission briefing time.......You.......Yu.........mission......go......" He said as he left. They just sat there, looking at the pile of papers that were where Komui used to be standing. "Um........What?!" He'd yelled as he got up to go after the man. "Lavi, get back here! I've got to give you your papers!" Linalee had ended up being the one to brief them.
END FLASHBACK "That man has got to lay off the crack." He said out loud without realizing it. "What was that?" Kanda said as he kept running. "Oh nothing Yu-bear!" He said, smiling his big goofy grin. "I said don't call me that!" Kanda growled, his hand going towards Mugen. "Okay! Okay! Let's not do that now!........Maybe later...." He finished with a cough. They had been running from Akuma for a while now. They were running through the forest right next to the town they'd been sent to. After about another hour they came to a big lake surrounded by the forest. He could see some mountains off in the distance. The surface of the water was completely still. It looked like a mirror, reflecting the moon and stars perfectly. After taking in the area and waiting for the Akuma to come he finally found a place to sit. He began to laugh a little." Hey Yu-bear! I'm on a boat!" He said, pointing to the log he was sitting on. He got a death glare from the other boy. "Hey! Just trying to lighten the mood!" He said, grinning again. "Whatever." Kanda answered walking away. He started to walk towards the lake. "Whatchya doin' Yu-bear?" He called out, getting up to follow the other boy. He was greeted with a glare and Mugen pointed at him. "Shut up. Don't follow me or I'll kill usagi." And his day was now complete. "Okay!" He said, holding up his hands in defeat. Kanda again began walking towards the lake. After a few minutes Lavi finally moved. "Right! Bushes it is!" He said as he snuck towards where his friend went.
He wondered how long it would take for him to get caught, but pushed that to the back of his head. He had more important things to worry about right now. Like, what was Yu-bear doing this far away from him, why was he naked, and why did his butt itch. After successfully scratching said itch, he began to focus on the second question. Why, for the love of all that is pink and fluffy, was Yu-bear naked? He had a nice ass though. As Lavi stared, all he could think was, Called it! He'd totally told Linalee that Yu-bear had a nice ass under that damned coat he ALWAYS wore! I mean, geez! He even wore it on his days off! Even that old panda had casual clothes for his days off! As he watched, Yu-bear got into the lake. He started shivering, the water must be cold. He began to rinse the dirt off his face. He decided to walk out and tempt fate.
"Yu-bear, if you wanted to take a bath you should have just-" He didn't get to finish his sentence. Before he could finish, a large rock connected with his face. Kanda had been prepared. "Oh gods that hurts! I think I'm bleeding Yu-bear!" Lavi whined, holding his nose. "I told you not to follow me. That is your own fault. Now leave before I get Mugen." Kanda said as he rinsed his arms off. "We shouldn't split up. It's dangerous!" "For you maybe. I hear Akuma love to eat baka usagis. Especially this time of year." Lavi stared at him. Had Yu-bear actually.........did he really just crack a joke?! He ran over to the boy and felt his forehead. "Are you feeling okay?! Did you hit your head?! That cold water made you possessed, didn't it?! Oh god it did!!" Lavi began to have a freak out. After a little bit, Kanda got annoyed, grabbed the other boy, and threw him into the water. After a second he shot up from under the water.
"Dear Lord it's cold!! I think I just experienced reverse puberty!!" Lavi exclaimed. "I'm quite comfortable." Kanda answered. Lavi looked at him like he was crazy. "What is wrong with you?! Do you have nothing down there?!" Lavi yelled as he groped Kanda........Oh dear.......he was so going to die. Kanda glared death at him."Is Kanda gonna have to choke a bitch?!" And there it was again! Yu Kanda, cracking yet ANOTHER joke! "Sorry! I......uh......please don't hurt me!" Lavi yelled, moving away from him. Kanda smirked at him and advanced on him. "Y-Yu-bear? Why are you looking at me like that?! You're scaring me!" Lavi whined as he backed away. "I told you to stay there. This could have been avoided if you'd just listened to me." Kanda said as he grabbed his wrist. There were a billion things going through Lavi's head. But he only acted on one. "OUCH!!!"
He hit Yu-bear on the head with his hammer......and he definitely was NOT an Akuma.....he was going to die more sat there, in silence. Lavi praying, to whoever was listening, that Kanda wouldn't kill him. "Usagi....what the HELL were you thinking?!" Kanda yelled, quite obviously pissed. Then again, who wouldn't be? This was the cafeteria all over again......man, this is gonna suck." I.....uh.......heh.....You see, it's a funny story! I totally thought you were an Akuma!" Lavi answered, sounding stupid, even to himself. Kanda just did a face-palm and shook his head. " For the love of....what......no, I don't even care!!" Kanda said, walking over to the redhead. He grabbed a hand full of hair and pulled. Not just any pulling, mind you. No, he pulled towards him. So before Lavi knew what was happening, they were kissing.
END!
Just kidding!!! Sasori would KILL me! That's all that's fueling this story! Death threats!! XD I love you Sasori! Please don't hurt meh for the cliffy!! And I now know how poor Allen feels when Cross is threatening him! *huggles him*