READ THIS , IS VERY IMPORTANT!
the tittle , is a joke,like the rest of the fanfic, this fanfic would be so terrible as i could be, is a parody to all the bad fanfictions i had read , but i don't want you be nice and say "your fic is interesting..blahblahblah, I want hear the truth,and the truth is,this will be bad, i am not lying, at the end you will be "OH,MY EYES!, but i do this for fun and just fun, so,lets see how good i can be being bad...
I wake up of my dream,was another nigthmare of my father beating me,it was a bad memory , like my mother who never interested in me,both hated me and i never knew why , i grew with them,in a very poor home
My name is Kumi, i used to be a human,but i found the smurf village, and i become a smurf,i am happier here, well,with exception of all the stalking , why do every smurf be in love with me? , what i have?, i am not beautiful, i just have a black hair, (so black that it looks purple), my eyes (unlike the rest of the smurfs) have all the colors in the rainbow , I look like a freak!, and well, my body is not smurfette's , i keept my curves of human, and damm, my breast are so huge, i have to ask tailor for plus sizes, and that is anoying!.
But it seems like everysmurf love me, but i don't want a relationship for now, i never had telling to anybody,but when i was young , i was violated , i never knew who was, but since then, i didn't wanted nothing of romance
Well,the obsecion of the smurfs with me,is not the only thing i don't like...
"KUMI!,you are on my way!, get away you looser!"
that was smurfette,she hated me since i came here, i don't know why,probably cause when i came here,all the smurfs ignored her and saw me. The other reason is posibly because her boyfriend,hefty smurf, seems to have a crush on him , and it bothers her, but is such a hypocrite!, i saw her cheating hefty with handy, and i don't say nothing to her
just the beggining,is not so horrible as i promise, but calm down!, i promise that this fic will be in your top "worst stories ever" , so,destroy it!
Why smurfette?, sure i love her, she is so smart and sweet , but the most of the mary sues,need a canon enemy who is actually a nice character
I will do here things that i never would do in a real fanfic, maybe i´ll include the smurfettes crew, (but it will hurt)
And i am considering , not include,clumsy, he is my favorite, and is so cute, that i don't know if i could do something so horrible to him