The Iron "Bat" ;)

Tony got home and took off his suit. He was very sweaty and felt very dirty. He wanted to take a shower, so he completely undressed and stepped into the shower. He washed his hair and body, and thought of how he hadn't had any action lately. He just had been very busy and Pepper hadn't been there for a while.

When he got out, slightly depressed by his thoughts, he suddenly found out he had forgotten his towel in the bedroom. Whatever, he thought. There wasn't anybody home so who cared if he walked naked around the mansion. Besides, his body was amazing. No one would care, even if they would see him.

So, completely soaking wet, he walked to his bedroom. But something took him by surprise: there was Bruce! Lying on his bed, striking a confident pose. Not to be unnoticed: he was also naked.

'What the fuck,' Tony blurted. 'How long have you been there?!'

'Long enough,' Bruce said. Tony thought his low, hoarse voice was kinda sexy.

'Long enough for what?' Tony asked, participating in Bruce's game.

'For me,' Bruce said with a crooked smile. 'But I'm here long enough to know how you feel.'

Tony suddenly became aware of his nudity, and felt a blush coming up.

Bruce glanced at him seductively, and moved over the bed, closer to Tony.

'Because I know how you feel,' he said. 'You're lonely. Like me. I have also been abandoned. By my parents. They're dead, in case you didn't know. But you don't have to be lonely anymore... I'm here for you.'

Tony was moved, and started to have a hard time thinking about his feelings. His mental... and physical feelings.

Bruce stood up from the bed, and stroke gently over the handsome man's glowing red cheeks. Tony grabbed his hand, and moved it to his thigh.

'I know,' he said. 'I know a joke. Knock knock.'

'Who's there..?' Bruce asked, more like a whisper, close to his ear. Tony could feel his warm breath in his neck, and a shiver went down his spine.

'You're there...' Tony whispered, and a moan escaped from his lips.

Bruce found this wildly attractive and started to lose his shit. He was so turned on. He just couldn't wait anymore and he reached out to the man he loved, Tony Stark, in despair. Tony moved back, just playing hard to get.

Bruce didn't allow this, and pulled him back to abruptly kiss him full on the lips. Tony's knees went weak and he fully surrendered to Bruce's lust. He put his hands on Bruce's abs. His fingers stroke over his sixpack down to his buttcheeks. He squeezed them. Now Bruce couldn't take it any longer and he threw Tony on the bed. Tony was suprised by this, but he went along with the wildly hot Batman aggression and pulled Bruce on top of him.

They had sex. Later, they had sex again, but they roleplayed by having sex with their armors on. Later, they cosplayed as Erza Scarlet and Jellal Fernandez and they wore girlwigs and went to a comiccon and had sex in costume.

A week later they got married in the Batcave on a sunday morning. They adopted 33 African children and named them Cookiedoll, Honeyfry, Carebear, ForeverTogetherInfinity and the rest was named Steve and there was one kid called Bob. He turned out to be gay later. But he got a job.

(Remember kids, Morgan Freeman always says: "I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You're not scared. You're an asshole.")

They lived happily forever together infinity after.

THE END

Oh no. Bob died.

:(