This is a story about Ashley and Paul, and how they had an amazing night of passionate bum sex.

Ashley was putting up with another boring A2 band practice. Yet again, Mr Wright had forgotten his trombone. Baxter was not best pleased, as they couldn't play his favourite song, 'In the Navy'. "Mr Wright!" yelled Baxter, "you have let down the band, you've let down your boyfriend Mr Deakin, but most importantly, you've let yourself down."

Mr Wright however, wasn't fazed! "It doesn't matter; I'll just get Paul to play."

When Ashley heard the news, his heart started to pound, and his blood rushed to his face. He had always had a thing for Paul and his massive trombone, but it was only when Paul walked in the room with his massive instrument, that he realised that he was in love with him.

As the band started up again, their eyes locked from across the room, and for a moment, it was as if no one else was there. They felt the overwhelming pull towards each other, and suddenly, Ashley was close enough to feel the smooth metal of his trom-boner. Ashley grabbed his tie and pulled him close. They felt the spark again, and their lips finally found each other.

It was only halfway through their passionate embrace that they realised the band had stopped playing. Ashley unwillingly pulled away from Paul to find 4 pairs of eyes staring at them. Ashley felt his embarrassment rising through his body, and he looked at the ground ashamed.

"What are you doing?" exclaimed Bradley, running from the room. He was promptly followed by Baxter screaming "Ha, GAAAAAYYYYEEEEE!"

Mr Deakin and Mr Wright just looked at each other, and back to the embarrassed couple.

Ashley waited for the onslaught of insults to start, and instead, he was astonished to hear Mr Deakin applauding them.

"Finally!" Mr Wright sighed.

"It's so beautiful!" said Mr Deakin, as a tear fell from his eye.

Ashley and Paul just looked at each other and gave a small smile. Ashley touched Paul's face, and gazed into his bizarre coloured eyes. They embraced once again.

When they finally looked up they realised that they had been deserted. Alone in the music room, they could feel the sexual tension between them, and they could hold it in no longer.

What followed is far too repulsive to give details of.

However, I can tell you this…

The music department weren't able to use the extension cable after that ;)

The End