Disclaimer: Harry Potter, I own not, but J.K. Rowling does.
One-shot…
… What? I was bored!
Stupid Mistakes
'Harry! Harry! Watch out!!!' cried the female voice of Hermione.
'What?' I thought… 'Watch out for what?'
Harry Potter looked down.
Oh.
CRACK.
There was a flash of a mixture of brown and black.
'AAAAAAHHHH!!!' Harry screamed.
He could hear screams of terror and horror around him as he fell.
THUD.
The last thing he saw was the eyes of Hermione and Ron, staring widely at him in horror. He could feel the blood running across his fore head, and over his scar.
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Quick! Bring him to the Madam Pomfrey in the hospital wing!
But that's on the other side of the school! Can't you heal him?
I'm still a student, Ron! If a heal someone, the Ministry and Rita Skeeter will be all over this.
You're right, let's go! But I can see the headline: 'Granger – Illegal Doctor!'
Now is NOT the time to joke come on Ron!
That was all Harry heard as he slipped in and out of consciousness.
Moments later, as they reached the Hospital Wing, he regained consciousness.
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'Uhn…' he groaned as he woke up to his two best friends yells.
'I can walk now…' he said groggily.
They let go of his arms with wary looks.
Madam Pomfrey hurried out of her office.
'Just WHAT happened now, Potter? Fifteenth time you've come here this month! Did Malfoy attack you? Have you been fighting?' she yelled at the top of her voice, sounding quite angry.
'Well-um… It's like this…' Hermione started.
Harry spoke with a clear voice, clear but very embarrassed.
"You see. Well… I fell down – er, through the stairs."
Madam Pomfrey was speechless.
End of 'Stupid Mistakes'