Hi. Guess who's been up past one writing this piece. My first comedy thingy. All four books summarized (including The Hobbit), this is FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING. Enjoy. R&R.
Bilbo: I'm leaving Frodo. Here's a gift. See you in Rivendell.
Frodo: Ok, bye. Gandalf, what kind of ring is this?
Gandalf: *gasp* Frodo, that is the Ring. You need to take it to Rivendell. The council can decide what should be done.
Frodo: Oh, goodie, I'll get to see Bilbo.
Bilbo: I can still hear you, you dimwit. I'm not that old.
Sam: Can I come?
Merry: And me?
Pippin: Me too?
Gandalf: Uh, yes, why not.
Rivendell
Gandalf: Glad you're awake Frodo.
Sam: Frodo!
Sam: FRODO! :)
Merry: Frodo!...
Pippin: Mmm these Elvish donuts are good- ow, Merry, oh hi Frodo.
Bilbo: Frodo *cough*cough*. Life without the ring is different.
Strider: (hums)
The Council
Elrond: The Ring must be destroyed. Who wants to go to Mordor with Frodo?
Sam: Duh!
Merry: Um yes, yes we'll go (Pippin come on)
Pippin: Oh, yeah we stick with Frodo.
Bilbo: No thanks.
Gandalf: "I'm not that old."
Bilbo: hmph
Strider: Yes, of course, just let me say good bye to Arwen first.
Legolas: I've got thousands of millennia before me. What's a year traveling?
Gimli: Why an elf, of all the...
Legolas: What did you say, dwarf? My elf senses are tingling.
Gimli: Never mind that, elf, but I'll come.
Boromir: Hmm, how to get that Ring... oh, don't forget me.
Legolas: My senses tingled again *raises eyebrow at Boromir*
Elrond: Excellent. You nine are the Fellowship of the Ring.
Fellowship: Yay!
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Frodo: GANDALF!
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Galadriel: I'm TOO powerful for the Ring. You are WEAK and not so dangerous as I.
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Sam: I love you Frodo, you're my best friend, I'm not leaving you.
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Aragorn: Where did all the Hobbits go?