Summary: Yuffie and Tifa are notorious teenage outlaws. But no one knows that, they keep their identities safe. But one slip up causes the whole city to find the outlaws. So when two of the best teenage detectives come to their school to find the culprits, it leaves the four on an adventure they will soon WANT to forget.
Song: Hillary Duff – Beat of my Heart ( This is actually a good song...)
Ya its really random but it came to me in a dream. Please leave reviews, yatta yatta.
" To the left." I muttered into my earphone. I heard a drag of cuss words from Yuffie and giggled. This was one of the most exciting house raids we were doing for the summer. But mostly because it was the last we would be doing for awhile. There was too much talk of some people who I don't know (snicker) going around stealing precious valuables.
And this year, since Yuffie had decided on hitting a teacher she detested with a baseball bat, Godo was sending us to a special school. You lived at the school, had to wear a lame ass uniform and worst of all you couldn't go off grounds.
I shivered at the thought. My mother died when I was young and my father murdered. So I stayed with Yuffie and Godo, well first with my best friend but then I moved in with Yuffie.
" Hey Boobs, why don't you pay attention. I want my last house raid to go smoothly. Did you ever think of what we would do when we went to that school?" she asked coldly. " Negative," I replied. Yuffie climbed swiftly down into the house. It was dark in the house but the moonlight from the glass in the ceiling gave a bit of light.
" We could sell drugs or go on high speed chases." I said grinning. Though she couldn't see my grin she knew I was. She chuckled and looked around. It looked like we were in some type of library or office...with lots of books. A desk with mountains of paper stood in the middle, filing cabinets lined against the wall.
" Wow, this person is either really boring or is very lonely." Yuffie said searching through the office. She always thought that boredom led to books. Which meant books were boring and for people who didn't have a life. I snickered and unlocked a metal cabinet with my hairpin. Which wasn't really hard, with practice.
There were files in there, nothing else. I sighed. What kind of rich person house was this? But something about the place seemed familiar. I frowned and kept looking around, Wutain recipe books, Wutain throwing stars?
I nearly had a stroke when I realized what office we were in. I grabbed Yuffie's shoulder and angrily turned her around.
" When I said find a place to raid, I didn't mean your DAD's office!" I growled. Her eyes went wide and she looked around.
" I guess that would explain why it had the same street address as my dads work, or the Wutain crap in here." she said with a giggle. I rolled my eyes and made my way to the rope. I glanced back at Yuffie who was fiddling with a safe under his desk. I did a double take when I saw her press a red button with her elbow. She winced when a blaring alarm system went off.
" YUFFIE! LETS GO!" I yelled grabbing the rope. I started to climb with ease. She followed behind me and we climbed onto rooftop. She grabbed the rope and our equipment and we jumped to the other rooftop. We landed with a thud and started running to the other side. We jumped to a shorter building and skidded to a stop. We turned around and jumped onto the side of the building we jumped off of, we pressed our feet to the wall and skidded down to the ground.
With a smile of achievement, Yuffie threw the very EXPENSIVE equipment into a dumpster and threw a frag in it. We ran across the street. The grenade went off and soon afterwards the building next to it started to burn.
Yuffie opened her cell phone and dialed 911. she grinned and reported a bomb went off across the street and a fire. We sat down on the bench next us and waited for our ride home.
The Next Day
Because of my amazing phone call, the police did not expect us of the break in. Though my dad gave us hell for being near his office at night. And then nagged at us that we should be good girls and be getting ready to be shipped off to that damned school.
" I might let you know you are sending us against our will." I snarled at him. He rolled his eyes and shooed us from the dining room. We walked down the long hallways to our rooms and got packing. Tifa, had a knack for smoking when she was angry so she always had a pack on her. Godo insisted that she stop since she isn't of age, sixteen. Close enough.
I looked at her from my doorway across to hers. She sighed and started stripping off her clothes. I smirked and sat on the floor of the hallway. We were like adrenaline junkies or something. We just loved the jolt that our crimes gave us.
" Yuffs, what are we going to do?" she whined. She stood in front of me in black panties and a black bra. She was either showing off or trying to piss me off.
When you were trapped in a hell hole what to do...steal from teachers, sneak out, beat the crap out of passing students. Many ideas went through my head. But nothing good.
" Well, we can't do real damage in a freaking school." I said frowning. A maid passed by and winked at us both. I smiled, Shera knew of our crimes but told us we were young and didn't know any better.
That was a complete lie though, she did the same crap when she was younger that's why she didn't say anything. I smiled, now she was married a baby on the way and was an angel.
Tifa retreated to her room and I followed. She stuffed her clothes in a chocobo head suitcase, her beauty products in a smaller bag, and her private possessions in her backpack. I was already packed in good.
We took our stuff and set it in the living room. Slumped into Tifa's lap and watched TV. There was nothing on the damn thing! And the promising thing that said 1000+ channels is CRAP! 250 good channels and the others don't even speak the same language.
I giggled to myself when Tifa snored loudly. Making a passing waiter jump. I rolled onto the floor and curled into a ball. This was going to be a helluva school year. Maybe if we were lucky they would kick us out early.
" This just in, the crimes against the city may have a lead. The late night attack on Godo Kisaragi's office may have led a clue into the crimes. A hairpin was left at the scene in a cabinet." I shot my head up as quickly as possible. Only to feel throbbing pain when it collided with the coffee table. I looked at the TV in horror.
I slapped Tifa as hard as I could on the stomach. She awoke with cuss words demanding why I awake her peaceful dreams. I pointed at the screen. It showed her hairpin that she left in my dad's office. She went wide eyed and ran to her room.
I quickly followed after her. She tore through her stuff for the hair pins. She took the whole box and threw them out the window. Not a very effective way to get rid of evidence but oh well.
" Now, we know NOT to buy shit from online anymore. The police will be all over my ass Yuffs! They can get the information from the store and trace it to whoever bought it in our city." she said pacing back and forth. I sighed and patted her on the back. If they could find us then they could trace us back to all our other crimes.
" Don't worry, they'll have to go through a long list of people Tifa. I mean there are people all over the world who could get those hair pins." I told her reassuringly. She shook her head and stared at the floor.
" No, they just have to look at the ones close to the crime scenes." she said falling onto her bed. I didn't know what to say. There had to be a lot of people who bought them, but how long would there search go on until they found us? Should we just run if we think their onto us?
Well of course we'll run.
" Look lets just wing it, sis." I told her. She nodded. But I had a feeling we would need to keep our guards up.
Meanwhile...
Vincent stood beside me, towering above me. He stood in silence as our boss told us our mission. Vincent nodded once in awhile but other than that made no attempt to look alive.
" Go in as normal teenagers, look for anyone suspicious and call me. The mayor is not happy about these damn crimes. But I know they wont be striking any time soon after their last attempt." Reeve Tuesti said. Vincent nodded and twirled around. His cloak following behind him, he left. Tuesti nodded at me and I followed Vincent.
He went to our room and waited for me to come inside. He grabbed his guns and stuffed them into his already full suitcase. He sat on the bed silently and waited for me to finish with my things.
" Cloud..." he started. I looked at him. " These aren't normal masterminds, I think it might be harder this time." I frowned.
" And what makes you think that?" I asked. He shrugged. I stuffed my swords into a large bag and wrapped the strap around me shoulder. We took our stuff downstairs and went outside.
I smiled when I saw who our driver was. Aerith stood in her pretty pink dress. She smiled softly back and winked. I glared at Vincent when he made a gagging noise at the back of his throat.
" I take it we wont be able to go on our date?" she said sadly. I shook my head and gave her an apology look. She smiled, " Well, take good care on this one. I heard they were good at their job." I nodded and set my stuff in the trunk with Vincent's stuff.
She drove us down the highway and into a forest looking area. She took a muddy path on the left and continued forward. It twisted and turned until it went into a clearing. In the clearing was a thirteen story high building. Which I assumed was the school.
She stopped the car and looked back at us.
" Get out of ma car. Good luck guys." she said giggling. With a wink, we went towards the school. I looked and saw two other people walking into the school.
My jaw dropped when I saw her. She was more womanly now, and GORGEAS. He he as Dane Cook would put it. She looked around and our eyes met. She frowned and went straight into the school. Followed by a lengthy looking girl.
Who Vincent had his eyes on.
Ill get Vincent's talk in the next chapter. Leave Reviews please. And if you have ideas PM me please.