Pairing: None
Rating: T, for theme
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Warnings: Randomness, weirdness, a lot of nesses
Summary: I thought of this when I couldn't sleep at 4 am and I thought I'd share it, title says it all, drabble.
A/N: a necrophile is someone who does dead people, just so you know.
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On one particularly hot afternoon Rei and Kai were sitting outside, talking about their families.
"So, your mom," Rei began, "Was she a MILF?"
Kai gave him a weird look, before answering, "She was in a wheelchair for the last years of her life."
"That doesn't matter, so was she a MILF?" Rei said, after muttering something sounding like 'there's less resistance that way' under his breath.
"She used to be a model?" Kai tried.
"Yup, that's a MILF." Rei concluded.
That night, Rei snuck out of the house to visit a certain graveyard.
...and that's how Rei became a necrophile!
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A/N: please don't ask, just read it and move on with your life, although a review would be nice too!