Hey this is just one of those random that is just too HOT, to miss. It's also one of those stories which has no meaning to it so hope you like it and enjoy

Disclaimer: I do not own the following Eric Pridz songs, Beyblade or the characters, beyonce's quote or anything else that I have not mentioned I only write the stories.

Operation: Hotpants Part 1

Funky theme tune plays in the background

This event takes places in a shopping centre

Three unusual Cantonese girls dressed in cheerleaders outfit with a red outlining and a white base with a Chinese dragon as their symbol in red chant

"B.O.R.I.S he's so fat, he's not the best, Boris, Boris, Boris, Boris!" with their pompoms

Suddenly the karaoke switches off, they all stop and turn around to find Boris in his usual clothing only odd thing was that he was chewing a straw with a piece sticking out.

"Top of the mornin' ladies" said Boris in a cheery tone, but looked at each cheerleader as if he's never seen one before "Did I hear some stuff about me? Beautiful"

Sophia interrupts him "I have an urgent dentist appointment in town. Gotta go!" She got ready to run as the other two prepared themselves and said something similar

"I'm out too…" whispered Helena and Elena as they both whispered "Stupid idiot!"

Although Boris didn't hear that because of his poor hearing he appears in front of them and asked them

"Where do you think you're going?" whilst locking the door with the key, he holds it up high and drops it in his hotpants (It's his underwear basically but not boxers!) and whispers to himself "That ought to do the trick!"

The girls all look disgusted and decided to jump out of the windows and switch to plan B, as they head towards S.O.S shopping mall.

"Can I have your attention please?" said Boris pausing and waits for everyone to pay attention followed by a few seconds of silence, as Boris spoke freely without realizing the speakers were still on.

"Those suckers won't notice a thing for I am Boris!"

Among the happy shoppers one of them asked "There something wrong with him. Oh well he's an innocent chap"

Part 2: Dun, dun, dun!

Songs switches to Eric Pridz: call on me! While at the same time the gates were slowly closing. Everyone was making a run for it except for… you've probably guessed it the bladers

"Oh my god, oh my god the latest trend. Those boots look bootylicious!" exclaimed Mariah squeamishly

"Just hurry up and put those boots on and…..AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH! Boris is gaining on us" said Emily scared

Next minute flying hotpants could be seen floating about freely and one of them landed on Emily's face! She fainted by the sight of them!

Mariah slipped because of the boots, Boris grabbed them and ripped their hotpants and put it on his head. All the girls fainted but only to wake up and find themselves in bed shaped of a heart with the Blitzkriegboys and Boris.

With good timing they all screamed "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The end