Disclaimer: I don't own Harry potter or Monty python….i wish I did but I don't so pfft………

Hermione breaks the unofficial rules.

Ron stared at Harry in confusion. Some thing was wrong with Hermione and neither of them knew what was going on.
It had all started on the train on the way to Hogwarts. Ron and Harry had walked in on Hermione sitting in a compartment in the train giggling to herself. She didn't even stop when they asked her about her summer.

Harry had whispered to Ron that Hermione would calm down when they got to Hogwarts but she didn't in fact it seemed that Hermione got worse. When they entered the great hall Hermione pulled out her wand and shot a spell that neither of them knew at all the suits of armour in the hall. Ron and Harry both grabbed one of her arms and led her to their seats. Once Hermione saw Ginny she started laughing even harder and pulled a piece of parchment out of her shoulder bag and handed it to Ginny.

Ginny read the parchment and quickly duplicated it and started handing it out to every one around her. She then floated a pile of copies over to the other three tables. Hermione motioned to Ginny in between her giggles and Ginny floated a much smaller pile over to the head table where all the present teachers grabbed a copy to see what had the head girl laughing so hard.

Harry and Ron didn't manage to get hold of a copy of the parchment as they where trying to get Hermione to calm down. Finally they managed to reduce her laughter to sporadic giggles just as Professor McGonagall brought the first years in.

After they had been sorted Albus stood to give his yearly introduction speech. After Albus had introduced himself and the other teachers, including tonks who was the defence against dark arts teacher, he motioned to Hermione and Anthony Goldstein to stand and introduce them selves.

Anthony's introductions was short and to the point but Hermione's was where it went wrong.
"I... am an enchanter….Some call me Tim" she called out and with that she threw something on the ground and there was a clap like thunder and smoke billowed up.

Muggle born students started laughing while the other students and most of the teachers just looked on in shock. Hermione then pointed her wand at the celing and called out "We are the knights of the round table!"

The suits of armour that had previously been spelled by Hermione all jumped to life and started singing and dancing to music that began playing.

We're knights of the round table

We dance when e'er we're able

We do routines and parlour scenes

With footwork impecc-Able.

We dine well here in Camelot

We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

[dancing

We're knights of the Round Table

Our shows are for-mid-able

Though many times we're given rhymes

That are quite unsing-able

We not so fat in Camelot

We sing from the diaphragm a lot

[tap-dancing

Oh we're tough and able

Quite indefatigable

Between our quests we sequin vests

And impersonate Clark Gable

It's a bit too loud in Camelot

I have to push the pram a lot.

The students that got the joke where laughing so hard that most of them had actually fallen on the ground and couldn't do anything but laugh. Albus had a small smile on his face and everyone else just looked scared.

Finally the students calmed down and Albus was able to continue his yearly speech.

"I would also like to remind you that the forbidden forrest is as it's name implies….forbidden." suddenly Hermione shouted out "Believe it…. OR NOT!"

Everyone looked at her weirdly but Albus just continued his speech "…and if you have any problems please see your head of house." He concluded when Hermione shouted out "Believe it…. OR NOT!" again.

Albus just ignored her and sent everyone to bed. As Harry and Ron went to bed they both prayed that the next day Hermione was back to normal.

A/N should I continue???? I dunno I have ideas for another chapter but….hmmm is it any good???