KAREN HAS GONE NUTS!

Chapter 1

"I love you Karen," said Jack as he went to turn off the lights. "Good night Jack," said Karen as she finished up her ninth bottle of whine. They both got into bed and went to sleep.
At 2:40 in the morning, the lights suddenly went on. Jack woke up to a knife on his throat. "I like whine, Jack, I really do!" said Karen in an evil voice. Karen, his own wife was doing this to him? Jack asked, "Why are you about to kill me? Because you like wine?" Karen slowly walked around Jack and yelled, "GIVE ME WHINE NOW!" Jack didn't know what to do. The winery wasn't going to open for hours. Just then, Jack flew out the door. Screaming as loud as he could, he ran around the farm, and really, really, drunk, she silently chased him.
A half an hour later, Jack saw this thing coming towards the farm. It looked like a big, moving, light bulb. "GHOST!" yelled Jack, as he shot into the house. All of the sudden, the door started to open. Then Jack saw... POPURI! He was so relieved. Then, Ann came in. "What's wrong?" asked Ann, "Popuri and I were having a sleep over when we heard screams coming from your farm."

TO BE CONTINUED