Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters. I also do not own any of the songs.
Me (Announcer): WELCOME TO NINJA IDOL!!! Where ninja's sing and we create horrible jokes and puns!!!(-;) Anyway…I am Chitose Nagasaki. For our judges we have…erm…move the spotlight! Naruto Uzumaki! Sakura Haruno! And….Sasuke Uchiwa!
Sasuke: IT'S UCHIHA, UCHIWA IS A FAN!
Me: Good for you! Now…Here are our contestants…Kakashi Hatake, Iruka Umino, Zabuza Momochi, Haku, Asuma Sarutobi, Kurenai Yuuhi, Gai Might, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Kabuto Yakushi, Shikamaru Nara, Ino Yamanaka, Chouji Akimichi, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, TenTen, Neji Hyuuga, Rock Lee, Kin Tsuchi, Dosu Kinuta, Zaku Abumi, Anko Mitarashi, Orochimaru, Raido Namaishi, Hayate Gekkou, Genma, Kimmimaro Kaguya , Kisame Hoshigaki, Itachi Uchiha, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, The leader, the…puppets …lot's of people…! Uh…aren't half of these people dead… (O.o something says I have a lot of typing to do…)Um…first up is…-
Sasuke: You say Itachi's right but not mine!? What the hell is wrong wi--?!
Me: Itachi no throwing kunais!!!!! Uh…Let's take a break!!! Itachi stop killing Sasuke!!!
(Commercials later…)
Me: Alright we are back! So…as I was saying before…first up is Gaara singing Crawling.
Gaara: Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal, fear is how I fall, confusing what is real.
Me: Um…ya…someone kick him off… Alright!!! Let's see what the ninja's over there have to say!
Naruto: Um…
Sakura: -twitch-
Sasuke: …
Me: Um… ya…Alright!!! Next is Hinata Hyuuga who is singing Concrete Angel…this is going to be a looooooooong show…
Hinata: Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone in a world that she can't rise above, but her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place where she's loved…concrete angel…
Me: …wow that was good…ninjas!!!
Naruto: Go Hinata!!
Sakura: That was great!
Sasuke: …
Me: That's out show for this chapter!!! Well, See you all next time!!!(-)