Too Much Sake by Gazza727
**I don't own Bleach or any of it's characters or names!
(Rangiku Matsumoto, Byakuya Kuchiki, Renji Abarai)
I awoke in a strange room, it was clean and decorated with pink flower petals. Not the usual place I wake up in after a big night with some of the lieutenants. All I could remember from last night was meeting Renji, Momo and Izuru at the bar for a couple of drinks, the rest is just a painful blur. I hope I never find out what happened last night, or how I ended up in a florist's bedroom.
I struggled to get out of bed and realised that I wasn't wearing a top. Oh god, I don't like were this is going. I scurried around to find my top, but all I could find was the bare floor, smooth and cold from the winter wind blowing in from the door that was slightly opened. I stood up and opened the wardrobe, hoping to find something to wear. Luckily, I found a spare top that was bright pink with a pattern of Chappi the Rabbit on it, looked like it would suit a 10 year old.
I also found some peculiar things in there, a picture of Rukia, a white headband and Renji's sword Zabimaru. Then it hit me like a zanpakuto to the back of the head, I remembered what happened last night. I might have gotten a little drunk and asked Renji to walk me home, then I must have been invited to stay the night because Squad 6 barracks were closest and he wouldn't want me getting cold walking all the way back to squad ten, then.. oh god.
I slowly turned around and there he was. Renji was in the bed, tuckered out from a long night of... My horrifying thought was cut off by a familiar sound followed by a chill down my back.
"Renji? Get up you lazy piece of trash, time to do your rounds." I screamed very loudly in my mind. It was Byakuya Kuchiki! I scurried around to find a hiding place before the ice king arrived and shamed me for drinking too much again. The only suitable place I could find was the wardrobe, so I hid in there. Byakuya entered the room and noticed Renji still lying in bed. He walked over so elegantly it looked like he was levitating and gracefully smacked Renji on the forehead.
Renji let out a yelp as he awoke and yelled something I wish he didn't.
"Roar, Zabimaru!" I felt a stinging sensation in my back and I realised that Zabimaru was behind me and he just called it's name. I tried to keep it in, but couldn't help but yell "SON OF A --!" my scream of pain might have been heard by all of Squad 6 and to make things worse, I knocked down the door of the wardrobe revealing myself in a small chappi shirt in Renji's bedroom after a long night of drinking.
Byakuya's emotionless face stayed emotionless, but he could help but cock an eyebrow at my presence.
"Whats this now? Renji you sly dog I knew you would be more focus on chasing tail more than the important work." he said looking over at Renji, which he then realised that Renji wasn't wearing anything but a bed sheet draped over his top half.
Then he focused his attention to me.
"Rangiku? Did you stay the night?" he said still emotionless
"I... Yeah I guess I did. Too much sake I guess." I answered, twirling my hair and trying not to make eye contact. Byakuya continued to cock up his eyebrow in shock.
"Oh, and Rangiku, why are you wearing Rukia's lost Chappi the rabbit night dressings?" he asked, looking at me like I robbed her before coming back here. I looked over at Renji in shock, the little perv. Stealing Rukia's belongings, he's worse than that stuffed animal thing Ichigo has. My head was still pounding from all the sake that I had last night, but I managed to walk fine.
As I past Byakuya I noticed him glance at me.
"Rangiku, I hope you don't continue to distract my subordinates any further."
Will she? Who knows! :O