Disclaimer: If i own Naruto, this story would'nt even be here.
Summary: Behold! This story brings out the true terror of babies...how will our heroes( and villans) deal with them?
Konoha's Daycare Center I- The Nightmare of Konoha Daycare Center
All was peaceful in Konohagakure, the hidden village of the leaves. Tsunade, their Godaime Hokage, was currently having a mental battle with the greatest enemy of all kages- paperwork. She sighed as she signed another document and took a slip of her once-warm sake.
A knock on the door was heard. 'Enter' she called. She sighed again as the door opened to reveal her second headache- Uzumaki Naruto. " Tsunade-no-baachan!" He screamed. Tsunade groaned. This was going to be a loooong day.
"Team 7 has finished their mission report then." Tsunade took another slip of sake. "Good job. Now, I will assign you a new mission." Tsunade chuckled madly in her mindscape as her eyes spotted an interesting assignment on the D-rank scroll.
"Yosh! New mission, new mission!" Naruto chanted happily. "What is it, Baa-chan? Bring it on, I, Uzumaki Naruto, soon-to-be Hokage of this village, Konoha, will accept any mission with ease!"
" Naruto, shut up!" Sakura yelled. The rest of team 7 entered the Hokage's office, catching up with Naruto.
" Usuratonkachi, keep quiet, or I'll make you quiet!" Sasuke snarled. Yep, team 7 was a real headache. Kakashi sighed and hurriedly hid his 'icha-icha paradise' book away from the eyes of the Godaime before she loses her temper at the noise that his students are making and rant her feelings by stuffing his precious book into the grinder, just because he didn't stop them. After all, the book reminded her of her perverted teammate in the first place. It's a wonder why Tsunade didn't ban the books from being published in Konoha. To his surprise, however, she was smirking.
" The next mission is a D-rank." Tsunade gleefully announced. "You will have to help take care of the babies in Konoha's Daycare Center!"
Shocked silence. Then, "NANI?" Naruto exploded. Sakura was spluttering and Sasuke turned white. Babies? Bald, puny disgusting babies? Worse, hundreds of babies. Babysitting? Them? You've got to be kidding me. The mere thought of it is horrible, to say the least.
"Well? What'cha doing? Go Go Go! The babies are awaiting your arrival, oh great babysitters!!" Tsunade laughed at the swollen faces team 7 were giving her.
" …"
Team 7 found themselves in a sea of baldheads. Sakura was the only one who was coping well. Kakashi was trying to think up some lame excuse to escape from this hellhole, Naruto was paralyzed with fear at the sight of the babies, and Sasuke was glaring daggers at any baby the came within 60 centimeters of his radius. The Uchiha death glare could only permit it until this far, so he'll have to make a do with it.
"You guys better get your act together this instant! This is for the sake of our mission!" Sakura, having enough, snapped.
" But Sakura-Chaaaaaaaaaan…!" Naruto whined. Spotting Asuma and Kurenai at a dango stall at the opposite end, Kakashi got a gleam in his eye as a brilliant idea flashed into mind. " Ahh, I am sooooo sorry, but I remembered I have something very important to discuss with the other jonins. So then, Bye!" He poofed out to pester the jonin couple before his students could catch him and strangle him to his death for abandoning them.
"Baka-sensei." Sakura sniffed and turned around to scan what her other teammates were doing. After all, you can't trust boys with this kind of job. "SASUKE-KUN!!" she suddenly shrieked out, horrified at the scene she saw. For the first time in history, the famous Uchiha death glare was overpowered and poor Sasuke was drowning in a pile of babies. The only part of him visible is his left arm, which was frantically trying to grab and toss the babies away, to no avail. There were just too many of them.
Sakura went to him, with difficulty, and yanked him out. Naruto was having a laughing fit on the floor, which make him an easy target for the babies. Sure enough, he too got swamped a few seconds later, his laughter turning into a chocking fit. Sakura sighed and started digging through the pile for her other teammate.
" Serves you right, dope." Sasuke was still embarrassed at being defeated by a pile of 5 months old. They can't even talk yet, for heaven's sake! Suddenly, he scooted to a corner as more babies happily advanced towards him. " EEEEEEEEKK!" Naruto finally surfaced just in time to hear the Uchiha give off a high sissy like shriek. Babies were pulling his hair now. " Not the hair! Anything but the hair!" He shrieked as his tried to whack the little terrors off him.
Naruto groaned groggily. His brain was still a little woozy after his mishap. ' This place is crazy to make an Uchiha behave like this.' He thought. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the Uchiha stilled as one baby yanked out a chunk of his precious Uchiha groomed hair happily. Oops, wrong move kiddo.
"Sakura-chan! Evacuate immediately!" Naruto, currently the only sane one of the group, created several kage bunshins and each of them grabbed a handful of wailing babies and jumped into the daycare's courtyard. Sasuke finally lost his mind and went berserk at the thought of his well-kept hair in a disheveled state and roared.
"KATON: GOKAKYUU NO JUTSU!!!"
Sakura was screaming her head off and Naruto watched in awe as the daycare center was roasted. "Sasuke-kun! Look at what you've did!!" Sakura was in hysterics. Sasuke regained his emo composure and shrugged. " Teme…" Naruto eyed the fire warily. "Oi Sasuke-teme, can you put it out?"
"No." Only now did Sasuke realize the seriousness of his mistake.
"WE'RE DOOMED!!" Naruto and Sakura cried.
A patrolling chuunin helped them put out the fire. Now, team 7 looked at the courtyard full of crying babies. "Now what?" they asked themselves.
"This is team 7 reporting in. Mission status: Completed." Sasuke drawled to their Hokage, just outside her office.
"Good job, then. There will be no more missions for you today. You're all dismissed." Tsunade eyed all of them suspiciously. So fast? She looked at them as they presented her with triumphant and wide grins. She decided to ignore them for now and opened her office door. And blinked. There, her Hokage's office was littered with hundreds of babies.
"You-" she turned just in time to see Naruto cheekily waved goodbye and slammed the door shut, locking it from the outside. She blinked in shock at her current situation. "COME BACK HERE, NARUTO!!!" She thundered. She could vaguely hear muffled laughter at the opposite side. She also noted that the windows were barred. Curse that idiotic brat.
Tsunade was slumped over her Hokage's desk. She felt like punching something- anything!- at the moment, but that would mean destroying her office, so no. Babies were crawling over her now.
" Kukukuku…Tsunade, I have proclamation to make for you." Orochimaru decided to make his entrance known and entered through the door. Tsunade straightened up and brushed off the dangling babies. Boy, this was one of the few times she was glad to see Orochimaru here.
" Ahhh… Orochimaru, what can I help you with?" Tsunade smirked. She had a hunch on what he was about to say and if she was correct…
" I'll make this quick then, Tsunade. Give the position of Hokage to me."
" Fine. However you can have it only if you fulfill my request." Orochimaru blinked. Did he hear correctly? Tsunade giving up without a fight?
" I agree. The request?"
Gotcha! Tsunade rubbed her hands in glee. " Stay in this office for the day, without coming out. Oh, and don't destroy anything, I want it in its current state when I come back." She hurried to the opened door, wanting a drink of sake with Jiraiya, a day off from paperwork and also eager to be rid of clingy babies.
Orochimaru's brain took several minutes to process his current situation. He eyes surveying the occupants he was stuck with for the day. After all, we can safely say that his brain size is equivalent to that of a snakes'. Correction, a small garden snake. Then- " DAMN YOU, TSUNADE!" could be heard all the way from Konoha to Oto.
" Orochimaru? Heeellloooooo? Orochimaru?"
Tsunade and Jiraiya's heads peeked through from the door. What they saw made them roll on the floor, laughing at the current state their former teammate was in.
There, lay the famed snake sanin, the terror of Konoha, and the leader of Otogakure. There, lay Orochimaru, half dead on the floor. His eyes were glazed over but yet he was surprisingly still conscious. Babies were latched onto his robes, pants, belt, earings, every part of his body they could get a grip on.
"Ts-Tsu-Tsu-na-de…"He hissed angrily and struggled to stand up, which was a feat itself, with so many 'weights' attached on him. He received no reply as Tsunade was still on the floor, trying-and failing- to regain her composure.
"Hahaha, look at you, Orochimaru, hahaha!" Jiraiya was trying to breathe. They then burst into howls of laughter again, to Orochimaru's irradiance, as the babies merrily started playing game of merry-go-round with his hair. Orochimaru snarled and wiped them off, chunks of his hair coming off too in the process, making his appearance even more hilarious. His makeup was now ruined and his face was now blotchy and smudged up. Eew.
"Urrggh! Get OFF ME!" Orochimaru started plucking the babies off him, one by one. He glared at his former teammates as they struggled to regain their breaths. They were Konoha's well-respected sanins, after all. Sanins cannot behave like this, where did all their dignity went to? Yet, they burst out laughing again as a baby peeked out from the folds of Orochimaru's robes, adding the Orochimaru's already hilarious image, looking practically innocent.
"SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!!" Orochimaru screamed as his face turned so red it could rival one of Hinata's strongest blushes. To see that color on Orochimaru's colorless face was really unnerving. Jiraiya only howled louder in response. Orochimaru's eye twitched- this was a major blow to his pride. He'll really, really kill them next time. For now, he'd better get the hell outta here. Tossing the last baby off, Orochimaru fled and kept his distance from Konoha and babies forever.
Especially babies. Who ever knew that they could be so horrifying?
o o o END o o o
Authors Notes: Well...we made the babies look like leeches and some sort of disgusting species, didn't we? Its more like Konoha's Babysitters, didn't have a lot of toddlers...nevermind.Anyways, can you picture the Orochimaru scene? I can't help but laugh at that part where he goes "Ts-Tsu-Tsunade..". Looks like even legendary sanins have team moments!(Awww... ). Well...review and look out for the next chapter: Konoha Daycare Center II!