Once there were too caterpillars name Dooper and Moobel. They lived with their caterpillar great uncles Stanloo and Stoopford. Then along came Hermie the Worm. And he was *screeches* THIS big. Then, Bob Cyper the circle came and killed Hermit and ate his insides.
"Mmmmmmmm. That's good" He said.
"Can I have some?" Moobel asked.
"NO" Bob screeched and turned red.
"Okay. Take a chill pill" Moobel said.
"WHEN YOU BUY A SQUIP" Rich popped in and out of existence.
"Okay well I'll kill you later what was my line again oh yeah BUY GOLD BYEEEEEE" Bob screamed and disappeared Ina flurry of glitter.
"Wow he's hot" Dooper said. Moobel chocked on the lemonade she was drinking.
"Oooh Dooper's gayyyyyyyyy" Then Stoopford walked in and dabbed.
"Hey was that Bob Cyper, the one who tried to kill everyone in Gravity Rises?" He asked while dabbing with his tiny caterpillar leggs.
Then Wenpy came in and Dooper fainted because of how pretty she is.
1,376 seconds later
"Dooper. Dooper. DOOPER!" Moobel screamed. Dooper opened his eyes, saw Wenpy and screamed.
"Hey Wenpy!" He screamed and Wenpy screamed and ran out of the room.
"Wenpyyyyyyyyyyu" Dooper screamed and started crying.
"It's okay Dooper" Moobel said. Then, Dooper crysilisalized right there and because a bootiful booterfly.
"I'M FREEEEEEE" Dooper screed and flew over to Pacoopica, his girlfriend. She he saw her, she looked piiiiissed.
"Saw you hanging out with Wenpy yesterday" She said.
"Pacioopica it's not what you think!" He said.
"I wOn'T hEsITatE BiTcH!" Pacifica screamed and shot Dooper with her magic gun. Dooper respawnd next to Moobel.
"She shot you?" Moobel asked.
"Yep"
"PHANG NGAAAAAAA" Moobel screamed.
"PHANG NGAAAAAAA" Stanloo joined in.
"PHANG NGAAAAAAA" Dooper and Stoopford joined in.
Dipper shot up, panting.
"What the actual hell was that?"
THE END