Vanilla: Dear kindly General Prower,
you gotta understand it's just our bringing upper that gets us out of hand,
our Brothers all our lazy, our sisters all our Ditzes, golly moses naturally we mistreat our children
Vanilla, Uncle Chuck, Sonic's dad and Vector: Gee, General Prower, we're very Stupid, We never give the child that ev'ry child oughta have, we ain't no abusers, we're misunderstood. deep down inside, we love em all
Vanilla: Love em all.
Vanilla, Uncle Chuck, Sonic's dad and Vector: We love em, we love em, We love em all, like inside the worst of us Love em all.
Antoine: (spoken) Mon Dieu, that's a touchin good story
Vanilla: (spoken) Lemme me tell to the World!
Antoine: Just tell it to the judge
Vanilla: Dear kindly judge your honor, I have to Spoil Cream, with cake and ice cream, i won't give her greens. She didn't me as mother, but her mother i became Leapin' lizards! that's why i treat her bad
Chuck: (As Judge) Right! General Prower, you're really a square, This Gal don't need a judge, she needs an analyst's care! it's just her neurosis that ougtha be curbed.
She's psychologic'ly disturbed!
Vanilla:I'm Disturbed!
Vanilla, Uncle Chuck, Sonic's dad and Vector:We're disturbed, We're disturbed, we're the most disturbed, Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.
Chuck: (spoken, as judge) In the opinion on this court, this lady is depraved on account she ain't had a normal daughter.
Vanilla: (spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account i spoil Cream
Chuck: So take her to a headshrinker Vanilla: (Sings)
My daughter is a slut
My niece's a Crook
My nephew smoke cigarettes
My daughter's friend wears revealing swisuits (referring to Amy)
My daughter's other friend kicked the bucket (referring to Cosmo)
My daughter's other other friend is having a bad year (referring to Tails)
goodness gracious, that's why i'm a sneer
Sonic's dad (As Psychiatrist) : Yes! General Prower, she shouldn't be here, this gal don't need a doctor just needs to drop her daughter off.
being a mother's played her a terrible trick, and Parentlogically, she's sick!
Vanilla: I am sick!
Vanilla, Uncle Chuck, Sonic's dad and Vector:We are sick, we are sick, We are sick, sick, sick, like we're Parentlogically sick!
Sonic's dad: in my opinion, this lady don't need to have her head shrunk at all. abusing children is purely a social disease!
Vanilla: Hey, I got a social disease Sonic's dad: So take her to a social worker!
Vanilla:
Dear kindly social worker, they say drop off Cream, leave Rouge to look after her who yucked at my patented juice it's not i'm anti social,
i'm anti-parenting.
Gloryosky! thats why i'm a jerk!
Vector: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek! General Prower, you've done it again.
this gal don't need to drop off her daughter, she needs a year at Happy acres it ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside her, she's hates her daughter
Vanilla: I hate my daughter
Vanilla, Uncle Chuck, Sonic's dad and Vector: we all hate, we all hate, we all hate, our children, like the best of us hate our children!
Chuck: (As Judge) The trouble is she cusses Sonic's dad:
(As Psychiatrist) the trouble is she's not polite
Vector: (As Female Social Worker) The trouble is she's too pretty
Chuck: The trouble is she's rude Sonic's dad: the trouble is she's tyrranical
Vector: the trouble is she don't care
Vanilla, Uncle Chuck, Sonic's dad and Vector: Prower, we've got troubles of our own!
Gee, General Prower, We're down on out knees 'Cause no one wants a las who mistreats their daughter.
Gee, General Prower What are we to do?
Gee, General Prower,
Give us 20!