(A/N): Eighteenth request from the ABC meme on LiveJournal.

1. Pick a letter.
2. Pick a prompt that starts with that letter (ex. K is for Keyhole)
3. Pick a fandom / comic / webcomic and a character/pairing.

Leave them in a comment and I'll write a drabble of it. No repeats in letters.

See my profile for what fandoms I'll write.

H- Ho/Heels // Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's // Pimp!Jack x Yuusei x Crow

Yep, this is one of the darker-themed fics. There's more than one way to make a quick buck...but most of the ways in Satellite aren't the most ethical.

Enjoy!

H is for Ho/Heels

"Jeez, Jack, I can't believe you roped us into this without telling us!!!"

That was the voice of Crow, struggling to fit his foot into a small heeled shoe, the pink plastic clashing horribly with his red hair and face.

"I told you already, it was a last-minute deal!" Jack countered, straightening the stylized hat, the feather jauntily stuck in it's side wavering dangerously. "How else are we gonna get all that money for Martha! No-one's come to Yuusei to fix anything for days, and the collectors are coming tomorrow! If I waited to call you, the deal for this porno shot wouldn't have been made!"

"Calm down, you two," Yuusei murmured in his quiet voice, giving them a level look that usually never failed to instill some sort of confidence into who received it. However, this time, the glance's effect was greatly reduced by the fact that Yuusei was currently wearing a blue bonnet, the frills framing his face making his level glance seem almost comical. "We should be grateful that we've gotten this chance to help Martha."

"Yeah, yeah, I know!" griped Crow. "But honestly, Jack, this-"

"Look, if you're gonna complain about the job, then you can leave! Yuusei and I can help Martha on our own!" Jack countered, slipping on the flamboyant coat.

"I'm not complaining about the job!" Crow yelled back, struggling to put on the second plastic heel. "I'm complaining about the fact that you went and got the job by yourself! Ya don't need to go and put everything on your shoulders! Bring us with you next time!"

Yuusei looked faintly amused at Jack's dumbfounded expression. It only lasted for a brief second, before fading back into his usual arrogance.

"Fine, then, Crow. Although, it'd probably be better to hope that there isn't a next time."

(A/N): Be careful when requesting. I got a load of requests during chat last night, so there are actually very few letters available. I'll be updating around ten to eleven stories at various intervals over today, and possibly tomorrow if I don't finish them all today. Check my LJ post for a more up-to-date list.

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