Tittle; Szayelle Made What?
Pairings; Wonderweice X FEMWonderweice, Tesla X FEMUlquiorra, FEMGrimmjow X (Varied), Ulquiorra X Grimmjow, FEMYammy X Yammy, FemKaname X Keigo, FemZommari X Mizuiro, and many more!
Summary; Szayelle's been working on a new experement that involves the DNA of select arrancars. He was planning to make the new generation of Espada come early! What happens when he makes the mistake of showing his creations off to everyone else?
Warnings; FEMGrimmjow PMS-ing, Naughty Nnoitra, Rape, NOT A GENDER BENDER! Toshiro clone + Rangiku clone = double time terror! Crazy clone Ichigo(s), ect..
The espada sat at the meeting table.
Everything was going along as usual, arrancars wake up, have breakfeast, boring meeting, train, boring meeting, lunch, boring meeting, dinner, boring meeting. But today, at the very last boring meeting of the day, Szayelles' got and announcment to make. . . Oh joy.
Aizen looked down at the eighth espada and smiled wider. "Szayelle, I understand that you have something important to say to everyone?"
Szayelle smiled gleefully saying, "Why, yes Aizen-sama." He stood up and walked to the front of the meeting table. "In order to continue my latest experement, I will need the DNA samples of select arrancar."
Nnoitra growled, "It's always experements with you! Why can't you just do the normal daily routine like the rest of us?"
Aizen looked at the quinta. "Now now Nnoitra," He sais, "I'm sure whatever it is that Szayelle is doing will have no effect on you. . . Maybe. . . Szayelle, please continue."
The pink haired espada smiled in satisfaction. "Indeed. The following must give me a sample of DNA; Staark, Ggio, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra, Tesla, Grimmjow, Zommari, myself, and Yammy, Gin, Tozen, Wonderweice, and you Aizen-sama."
Everyone that was mentioned grew uncomfortable.
Although, Halibel looked at the four eyed espada in annoyance. "Why can't my fraccion and I be part of it? Is it because we're women?"
Everybody just completely ignored her.
Nnoitra's head twitched as he spoke, "I-I have to give you my DNA? Oh, no good. This is no good, no good no good no good."
Szayelle looked at everyone questioningly, somehow not understanding the problem. "Well?" He starts, "What are you all waiting for? Give me some damn DNA samples!"
Staark sighed in defeat and stood up. He yanked out a small lock of hair and handed it to Szayelle.
The scientist put the hair in a small plastic bag labled 'Staark' slipped it back into his pocket and pulled out a bag labled Ulquiorra. "Come on Ulquiorra," He said, "You'r next."
The fourth hesitated but soon stood up and gave Szayelle a single strand of hair.
Szayelle continued to collect the locks of hair from each subject until he finally got to the sexta. "Alright Grimmjow," Szayelle beckoned, "You'r the last one. DNA please."
Grimmjow looked down at Szayelles' extended hand in disgust. "Alright. . . here's your DNA." He spat on the scientists gloved hand.
Szayelle laughed and wiped the saliva on his jacket."How nice, Grimmjow. Now, quit fucking around and give a strand of fucking hair so I can be on my way."
Grimmjow snarled in defeat and yanked out a large lock of hair.
Szayelle sinodoed to his lab in pure exitement. He took out the collected DNA and dropped them into individual test tubes. He mixed the tubes with many different types of chemicals.
After hours of mixing and heating and testing, the DNA samples were finally ready to be put in the growth water. He poured each test tube of DNA into large, individual containers of the greenish growth water. He watched as the contrasted colors formed shapes resembling bodies from inside the containers. He jumpped around his room as if he had just eaten five pounds of pure sugar.
"It worked! It worked! It worked! It worked! I can't believe it! It worked! HAHA!" He stopped jumpping around the room apon seeing his fraccion staring at him as if he was insane. He coughed from emberresment. "Well, all I have to do now is wait for each body to develope and then I can begin the survay and the treatment." He looked back at the containers becoming pleased to see that the bodies were already starting to develope well. "The develpoment process should take no longer than five hours. . . I guess I should go kill some time until then."
Szayelle walked out of the room.
Tesla watched as his master, Nnoitra, paced around his room growing worried. "Master," He nearly yelled, "why are you so worried?"
"Why the fuck are you not? We just gave Szayelle Apporo samples of our DNA! Who knows what he's gonna do? Ngh! Agh! ARGH! I CAN'T TAKE IT! I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT!"
It was at that moment that Szayelle walked into the room and slammed the door closed.
The fifth ran up to him and pinned him agenst the wall by the collar of his shirt. "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE HAIR I GAVE YOU? HUH? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT?"
The scientist gave him a weak smile. "Calm down Nnoitra. I did absolutly nothing to the hair sample you gave me that would cause you any harm."
"YOU BETTER NOT HAVE DONE ANYTHING THAT WOULD HURT ME! CAUSE IF YOU DID, I WOULD RIP YOUR SPINE OUT THROUGH YOUR ASS! DO YOU HEAR ME? OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS!"
Szayelle looked at him awkwardly. "I'll keep that personally noted, I suppose."
The taller man then let him drop to the floor. Szayelle looked at Tesla in a questioning manner.
"Don't ask me Master Szayelle, he's been like that ever since we returned from the meeting."
The pink haired man nodded and walked toward the door. "By the way you two," He said, placing his hand on the knowb, "you both will need to report to my lab in about seven hours." He exits the room.
The fifth stared figiting uncontrolabley. "Aw man Tesla, we're as good as fucked."
Tesla stared at him with a blank face. "Master. . . your a nervous wreak."
~~~~~ An Hour Later ~~~~~
Aizon stared at the clock.
"It's been almost three hours since Szayelle went to his lab, I think we might be fine."
He looked at Gin who was huddled in a corner along with Wonderwiece. "That's just what he wants us to think!" Yelled Gin.
Aizen sighed finding it useless to talk some sense into his subordinate. But, he continued to press on, "Look," He said sternly, "if he did something that would effect us, i'm pretty sure that he would have visited us by now."
Just then, Szayelle threw open the door. "How's everyone doing?"
Aizen stared at the wall he was facing. He was too afraid to look at the mad scientist, or even move for that matter. "W-We're doing fine, Szayelle." The Lord managed to croak out.
He had to admit, it was pretty entertaining to see his arrancar be used as test subjects for Szayelle. But now - actually being one of the test subjects - was pretty nerve-wreaking.
"Are you alright Aizon-sama? You seem tense."
"Oh, i'm fine i'm fine. I was just sort of. . . suprised when you chose me as one of your test subjects. That's all."
Szayelle chuckled. "Is that all? Well, you will be pleased to know that my experements will cause you no harm."
Gin glares at him. "THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU SAY!"
Granz gave him a smile in return. "Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. . . And before I forget, I would like for all of you to come to my lab in about six hours." He exits the room.
Aizen walks over to the corner and joins Gin and Wonderwiece in their huddle.
~~~~~ An Hour Later ~~~~~
Grimmjow sat on his bed expecting the worst to come knocking at his door.
As Szayelle walked into the room, he drew out Pantera. "What the hell do you want Szayelle?" He yelled.
The scientist put his hands up in his defenc. "Woah woah Jeagurjaquez, no need to overeact. I just dropped by to pay you a visit while I wait for my experements to finish developement."
"You mean the experement we had to give you hair for today?"
"The only one i've been planning for weeks." There was a moment of silence. "Yes Grimmjow, the one you guys had to give me hair for."
"Oh." Grimmjow gets off his bed with his guard still up. He's ready for anything Szayelle has for him.
"You know Grimmjow, my experement isn't going to effect you at all."
Except for that.
Grimmjow dropped Pantera. "W-Wha?"
"Yes Grimmjow, absolutly nothing."
Grimmjow smiled. Maybe he realy is doing an honest experement that won't hurt anyone? This is great! There's absolutly nothing to worry about now.
"Oh and Grimmjow?" Szayelle continued, "I need you to come to my lab in about five hours. It might hurt you though." Szayelle starts giggling as he leaves.
Grimmjow held his head in pain and frustration. "Ow ow ow ow ow ow! AAAAHHHHH! My brain hurts! Ggggrrr! Agh! QUIT FUCKING WITH MY HEAD!"
~~~~~ An Hour Later ~~~~~
Staark did his best to stay wide awake.
"Come on you lazy son of a bitch, stay awake!" He chanted over and over again. He splashed ice cold water on his face.
Szayelle walked into the room right when Staark chugged down an entire gallon of coffee. "Staark. . . Do I have to ask?"
The Primera put on a forced smile. "Oh hey Szayelle! I was just trying to keep myself awake today."
"It's the middle of the night."
"You said it buddy! No better time to fuel up on energy than now, right?"
Szayelle shook his head and smiled. "Staark, my experement isn't goning to harm you in any way, shape, or form. All I need you to do now is come to my lab in about four hours. Okay?"
"Is that all?"
"Yes."
Staark lost his smile. "Than get the fuck out of my fucking room so can fucking get some fucking sleep. You fucking fucker."
Szayelle walked out of the room without another word.
Staark layed down on his bed. A few moments later, he turned over. A moment later, he turned over again.
". . . FUCK ME! NOW I CAN'T FUCKING GO TO FUCKING SLEEP! FUCK!"
Szayelle continued to tourment his test subjects for the next two hours. Each one he came by didn't take his visits all too well. Ulquiorra even broke down and cryed once the scientist's back was turned.
The pink haired espada returned to his lab to see that his experements had finally developed completely and had awoken. He was pleased to see that each one turned out exactly how he planned them to.
The first one looked like him except its hair was a lighter shade of pink and it was about three inches shorter than himself. Oh, and not to mention that it was a girl.
"Your name will be Szydelle." He declared, "Understood?" She noded.
He walked over to the next one. This one looked like Grimmjow exept its hair was a little less spikey and had four long ponytails going down its back. This one was also a girl. . .
I think you can see where this is going...
~~~~~ Two Hours Later ~~~~~
Everyone waited outside Szayelles' lab growing anxious. Aizon and Gin looked at each other when they heard something drop on the and smash from the other side of the door.
Finally Szayelle walked out of his lab and motioned for everyone to come in. The moment they all walked in, all they could see was some kind of large container being covered by a sheet.
Szayelle grabbed the sheet getting ready to pull it off. "You all ready for the grand reveal?" No one answered. "Hm. . . ? All well! I'll do it anyway!"
He pulled the sheet off.
The men gasped at what they saw before them.
Tesla blushed and pointed at the container. "N-N-Naked? N-Naked? W-Why the. . . N-Naked!"
Ulquiorra flushed and covered his eyes. "Why didn't you tell us that there would be naked women under there, Octova?"
Szayelle formed a poutey face. "I did ask if you all were ready. Now everyone, come closer."
They all cautiously walked closer and closer to the container.
Szayelle pointed to his clone, Szydelle. "This young women right here came from my DNA sample. I have named her Szydelle."
Next, he pointed to the girl that looked like Grimmjow, Ginger. "This woman came from Grimmjows DNA sample. I have named her, Ginger."
Then, he pointed to a girl that looked like Ulquiorra who apon noticing them, covered her cleavage. "This girl came from Ulquiorras' DNA. I have named her, Kiorra."
Next, he pointed to a girl that looked like Staark. "This girl came from... you know what? These girls look like who they come from, so i'll just say their names. This girl right here is Staacey."
He then points to a girl the looked like Gin. "This is Gina."
He points to a girl that looked like Aizen. "This is Aimy."
He points a girl that looked like Kaname. "This is Keniya."
He points to a girl that looked like Wonderwiece. "This is Wyine."
He points to a girl that looked like Ggio. "This is Gesibell."
He points to a girl that looked like Yammy. . . only alot thinner. . . and not butt ugly. "This is Yasmine."
He points to a girl that looked like Tesla. "This is Tilly."
He points to a girl that looked like Zommari. "This is Zomiya."
He points to a girl that looked like Nnoitra. "And finally, this is Nnickey."
Nnoitra looks at his female clones' body from head to toe. He smiles. "I've gotta admit, I look good as a girl. What'd you do this for Szayelle? Did you just make us sex slaves er somethin'?"
Nnickey looks at him with a disgusted face. "Oh gross."
The scientist laughed. "No no, of course not. . . They're going to be the new espada. They are your replacements."
All the men look at him with anger written all over their faces. Szayelles' smile goes away.
". . . Oh boy. . ."
If you can't prononce some of the names ( although you'd be pretty stupid if you couldn't. Haha :) JK! ) here the prononciation for you people that can't read it! :D
Aimy (Aw-me)
Wyine ( Why-EEn )
Zomiya ( Zome-I-uh )
Gesibell ( Jes-i-bell )
Yasmine ( Yasmin )
Szydelle ( Si-dell )
Keniya ( Kenya )