Massie Block: Has lived in Westchester forever, and decided she needs to move awn with her life already. She must dominate the seventh grade next year, and her nerdy friends with their cheap makeup and gross messenger bags will nawt cut it. She needs to take action and become an alpha, before you can say "Pretty Committee." Needs a new group, new hair, style, and a new her. Otherwise she'll be left more out than flared jeans, and if she sees an LBR taking charge, she might puke up her last Luna bar.

Alicia Rivera: Is desperate for one thing and one thing only—Jazz success. Olivia is desperate for the same thing, and Alicia's not sure where she will draw the line. Olivia may be dumb, but she's got a competitive mind. She wants in to Massie's private life, and in to her circle of friends, minus the LBRS she hangs out with. It's meant to be—in a nawt gross way.

Dylan Marvil: Remains the same. Even if she has tons of friends, she's lonely. All she has is friends, no one who she can talk to. She can hang out with anyone, and they won't judge her frizzy red mess of hair, or her body weight. Maybe she needs a makeover, and some real friends—beginning Operation SNL. Nawt Saturday Night Live, but Start a New Life.

Kristen Gregory: A soccer fanatic, but pretty much friendless. She's got smarts to help her out in the big run, but no beauty to help her out in something that actually matters—middle school. With stringy blond hair and piercing green eyes, no one ever gives her a second look. On the soccer field she's fierce and wild, winning every game, but suddenly, in OCD, she's a total friendless wreck.