Flashback-
Jack was in the Faithful Bride with Lizzie. Of course, he was extremely drunk and on his eighth bottle of precious rum.
Liz had her head on the wooden table, obviously annoyed at Jack's obsession. What is it about rum that makes it so special? she pondered. I wonder...
"Jack, why do you love rum so much?"
Jack looked curious for a moment before putting an arm around Liz.
"Well...y'see luv, it's like this..."
He rambled on to tell her why and here they are;
1. Rum is every pirates favourite drink.
2. Rum can get you off an island. (to this Jack cries and Liz smirks)
3. Rum makes the world go round. ("You mean your world!" Liz exclaims)
4. Rum just pwns.
5. Rum can make you forget the pain of a slap from an angry black wench.
(Ana comes up and slaps him then snatches his rum)
6. Rum can be used in medicine. (Tia told Jack that!)
7. Rum can be make you drunk, which means it can make the governors daughter drunk, which means..(Liz slaps Jack this time)
8. Rum brings out the song within. (Liz pouts)
9. Rum can make you dance around a fire. (Liz pouts some more)
10. Rum can be used in food, too, if ones needs his leverage drunk.
11. Rum goes well with "A pirates life for me". (Liz stands up and starts to walk away) (Jack stops her)
12. "Rum..." he breathes heavily, getting close to her face. "Can make you do crazy things." And with that he leans in and kisses her.