Welcome to..........YUGIOH RRF ABRIDGED BY RYOBAKURASFANGIRL!

Do I steal Lk's jokes? Why....YES I DO.

Onto the first chapter of this stupid thing.

Don't ya wish yur card games were fine like mine?!

I do not own Yugioh.

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Kidnap the Monster

Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Tea were at the Smoothie Place.....Drinking smoothies.

"Hmm....This smoothie is almost as good as playing a childrens card game." Yugi stated, taking another glup of his smoothie.

"You said it, Yuge. I'am glad we can hang out during school hours in a smoothie place. I'am sure the teachers don't care." Joey said, eating a burger.

"They never do, Joey! We've missed school for about 5 seasons, and yet, we're not suspended. And we don't even have any on screen homework." Tristan stated.

"Being a complete retard is fun!" Tea shouted.

Yugi nodded. "For once I agree with you, Tea. Even though the teachers are trying to make us learn stuff that we'll probably need in the future, it's better to just play a card game that we'll grow out of in about another two, three years."

"You know, I'am glad this isn't an obvious trap set by the new villian of this seres, otherwise, this whole stupid conversation would be totally interupted." Tea stated.

The lights went off and a girly scream was heard before Tristan jumped into Joey's lap.

"Joey, I think someone shut off the lights!"

"Aren't you observant!"

The lights came back on and Tea was missing.

"Oh my God, where's my smoothie?!" Yugi shouted, not even notcing Tea was missing. "Where's my [Beep]ing smoothie?!!!!"

"Uh.....Yuge, ya DO realize Tea is missin.....Right?"

Yugi looked at him. "Who gives a crap about Tea?! I. WANT. MY. SMOOTHIE!"

"Someone get the baby panda a smoothie before he kills us all with his boyfriend's magicial powers." Tristan shouted.

"HEY!"

"You know, Tristan, you're a dumbass." Joey told him.

"Am not!"

"Yeah, you are. Da Pharaoh left for the after life, remember?"

"Oh right...................DAMNIT!"

Somewhere far away......I don't know WHERE......But somewhere....Yeah, that made PERFECT sence.

Seto stood in a dark room with a dude in a cloak. "I got the girl, now show me the future."

He nodded. "As you wish, Kaiba."

Future.....future.............future.......Zorc and Pegasus having beers....beers....beers....

Seto looked down at his future self, he looked exactly the same and wearing the. Exact. Same. Outfit.

"Tell the idiots at Duel Academy, I don't give a [Beep] about those stupid ass teenagers. And make sure NONE of them are better a Duelists then me." The future Seto told another dude.

The other dude nodded. "Yes, Mr. Kaiba."

Seto looked at himself. "This CEO, he looks just like me!"

The future Seto pulled out his Blue-Eyes White Dragon card.

"And he has a Blue-Eyes, just like me!"

Seto shoved the other dude out of the room. "Now go get me some Dragon Cards or I'll fire you and throw you out of my Tournamunt."

"But I'm not-"

Seto slammed the door in the dudes face before he could finish.

Seto looked at his future. "And he's an asshole, just like me!"

We interupt this program to bring you an imprtant plot twist from Egypt.

Marik stood in front of the giant rock, all three Egyptian God cards in his hand.

If I want Bakura back, he looked down at the Egyptian God cards, I have to Summon all three Egyptian God cards....Why do I have to Summon the Egyptan God monsters....? I'am just as confused as you.

He held up all three Egyptian God cards. "I Summon Obelisk the Tormentor, Slifer the Executive Producer and Mega Ultra Chicken!"

Big flash of light.

Yami, Bakura and Yami Marik appeared.

"You the hell brought us back?!" Bakura shouted.

"Who's the asshole who is going to get his ass kicked?!" Yami Marik shouted.

"I'm in the mood to eat a smoothie!" Yami shouted. "Can I have cake?!

Yami Marik slapped him upside the head. "The cake is a lie, bitch!"

Marik backed up and laughed nervously. "Crap in a bucket! I screwed up!"

The world is coming to an end, Tea's been kidnapped, Seto FINALLY knows he's an asshole, and the Yami's are BACK....What next? Is Zorc gonna have beers with Pegaus?!

Zorc sat on a roof with Pegasus, and had a HUGE beer was in his claw-hand, whatever the hell he uses. "I'm enjoying this, Pegasus."

"As am I, Zorcyboy." Pegasus stated and took a drink of his beer. "This apple juice is simply fabulous."

"Uh......It's not apple juice."

"Then what the hell is it?!"

"Beer......"

Pegasus shrugged. "Until I find a new boyfriend, this shit is apple juice."

Wow...........Pegasus is CREAPY...............Anyway, I'd like to thank my friend Fallen Crystal Moon for allowing me to use that joke. ^^

And now, a short story. Created by RyoBakurasfangirl.

Yugi and Joey stood in the arcade.

Joey playing some game, and Yugi playing another game.

"Ah! Damnit, I can't kill this alien thing!" Joey shouted.

"Quite your eternal bitching!" Yugi shouted.

Bakura; That sucked.

Rya; Shut up!

Bakura; No, ya know why?!

Rya; I predict that you will be interupted if you say another word!

Bakura; I don't give a dam-

End of Chapter 1.

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So..........What'da think?!

I've stolen SOO many of Lk's jokes.....Hope I don't over do it....

Anyway, please review! ^^