As authors note; this supposed to be a funny story if I offend anyone who
actuall takes the movie seriously I am not sorry you shouldn't have been
reading this in the first place dammit!
Ch1 the question and harsh answer
As he gazed into Sarah's eyes he felt his cold heart melt and he finally asked the question she had been waiting for, for three years.
"Will you be my queen?"
"You're what………."
Sarah so amused by that question nearly keeled on the floor laughing so hard she cried.
"Seriously?" she asked.
"Yes"
"Oh my I wouldn't if you were the last freak on earth, besides you always wear spandex and it kind of creeps me out. So why don't you just let me go home?"
Jareth so embarrassed at the answer left the room in tears and ran into his room and cried pathetically into his pillow asking "Why me?"
In the meanwhile Sarah is taking photos of him crying to himself for later blackmail reasons.
"Come on Toby lets go." Says Sarah harshly.
" Sissy being a mean old bitch." Squeaked Toby "You make big man cry."
" Oh, Shut up you little brat." Sarah says as she kicks the little ass out of the way.
Meanwhile in a desperate attempt to woo Sarah back Jareth tries to dress normal for once in his life.
"How can I do this?" he asked himself.
"I am a poor pathetic shell of a freak trying in a last desperate attempt to woo back a girl that keeps insulting me and whom previously took photos of me crying and writing in my diary. O well it's probably worth it." He though as he threw on a pair of really baggy jeans and a really baggy shirt with many gold chains and platinum teeth, trying sadly to keep up with the youth of today
"What is up Sarah?"
"What the hell are you dressed up as you moron? And when are you going to let us out?"
"When you decide to marry me." He croaked holding back tears of weakness.
"Marry you?????" she screamed "I guess were going be here a long time then Toby so get comfortable."
After saying that she starts to cackle hideously while Jareth runs to his room like a sissy again and cries some more.
Ch1 the question and harsh answer
As he gazed into Sarah's eyes he felt his cold heart melt and he finally asked the question she had been waiting for, for three years.
"Will you be my queen?"
"You're what………."
Sarah so amused by that question nearly keeled on the floor laughing so hard she cried.
"Seriously?" she asked.
"Yes"
"Oh my I wouldn't if you were the last freak on earth, besides you always wear spandex and it kind of creeps me out. So why don't you just let me go home?"
Jareth so embarrassed at the answer left the room in tears and ran into his room and cried pathetically into his pillow asking "Why me?"
In the meanwhile Sarah is taking photos of him crying to himself for later blackmail reasons.
"Come on Toby lets go." Says Sarah harshly.
" Sissy being a mean old bitch." Squeaked Toby "You make big man cry."
" Oh, Shut up you little brat." Sarah says as she kicks the little ass out of the way.
Meanwhile in a desperate attempt to woo Sarah back Jareth tries to dress normal for once in his life.
"How can I do this?" he asked himself.
"I am a poor pathetic shell of a freak trying in a last desperate attempt to woo back a girl that keeps insulting me and whom previously took photos of me crying and writing in my diary. O well it's probably worth it." He though as he threw on a pair of really baggy jeans and a really baggy shirt with many gold chains and platinum teeth, trying sadly to keep up with the youth of today
"What is up Sarah?"
"What the hell are you dressed up as you moron? And when are you going to let us out?"
"When you decide to marry me." He croaked holding back tears of weakness.
"Marry you?????" she screamed "I guess were going be here a long time then Toby so get comfortable."
After saying that she starts to cackle hideously while Jareth runs to his room like a sissy again and cries some more.