Author's Note: Hi. This is sort of my second fanfiction; I collaborated with Fantisma to make another Sweeney Todd humor story. It's like Sweeney Todd - chatroom style. And it's a parody too. It's funny in a very random way, I guess. You have to know the plot pretty well to get all the jokes. Enjoy!
P.S. By the way, the misspellings and stuff are intentional. I'm making fun of the spelling in chatrooms. If you can't tell.
P.P.S. No, I do not own Sweeney Todd! GAWSH! (Ha. The Capslock of Rage and Death had been used. Muahahaha.)
P.P.P.S. I just put this postscript in to get on reader's nerves. Sorry. On to the actual thing, now.
tobytobytoby: pay attention y'all
randompersonofnoparticularimportance: sweeney kills ppl!!!1!11
barberman2: hi
randompersonofnoparticularimportance: wow
judget: hi lucy
happylucy7: go away
bbarker: yeah
judget (admin): bbarker has broken forum rule.
bbarker: hey that's not fair
(bbarker has been banned from chatroom)
judget (admin): all ur lucy are belong to us
happylucy7:-(
cutelittlejohanna: goo?
judget: um…
15 years later
(goodsailordude had invited barberman2 into the chatroom)
goodsailordude: hi
barberman2: thx
goodsailordude: no prob. who r u?
barberman2: sweeney todd.
goodsailordude: why r u here?
barberman2: um long story
goodsailordude???
crazybeggarwmn: MUNY MUNY MUNY?
goodsailordude: um here
crazybeggarwmn: don't I know u
barberman2: go away
goodsailordude: no worries bout her man
barberman2: i hate this place :-(
goodsailordude: rly? i luv it. why?
barberman2: u will see later. g2g
goodsailordude: bye then.
barberman2: hello…?
fancylovett: OMG!!!!!!!11
barberman2: sry!
fancylovett: oh no no no it's ok. u want a pie?
barberman2: ok…
fancylovett: srsly?
barberman2: k
fancylovett: im worried
barberman2: yuck
fancylovett: yeah theyre bad cuz im poor
barberman2: then rent out that room
fancylovett: nah, this guy used to live there an then judget (teh admin d00d) kicked him off and then his wife got… well… it wasn't good and judget got the kid
barberman2:-O
fancylovett: hi bbarker!
barberman2: shut up
fancylovett: ;-) look i got ur razors!
barberman2: OOOOOMMMMMGGGGGGG! 3 3 3 so shiney
barberman2: my friends
fancylovett: im ur friend u can live here now
barberman2: MY ARM IS COMPLETE AGAIN!
fancylovett: k?
barberman2: um… k.
randompersonofnoparticularimportance: use those razors!
chorusppls: YEAH!!!!!!!!! woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cutelittlejohanna: birds!
greenfinch31: chirp chirp chirpity chirp chirp
cutelittlejohanna: aw
linnetbirdie76: tweet
cutelittlejohanna: doncha wanna get outa there?
nighttinggale2: chirpy tweet chirp chirp tweety chirp
cutelittlejohanna: i wanna get out!
blackbird43: twitter chirrup.
cutelittlejohanna: teach me how 2 sing, cuz i ain't flyin nowhere
balckbird43: singin is what ur doin, toots
cutelittlejohanna: oh
goodsailordude: omg ur sooo pretty
cutelittlejohanna: hi :-)
goodsailordude: ;-)
judget: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goodsailordude: ok…
goodsailordude: ill be back!!!
goodsailordude: but u don't know it stupid judge
goodsailordude: lol
tobytobytoby: pay attention y'all
chorusppls: why
tobytobytoby: cuz this gets rid of baldness!!!!!
chorusppls: ooooo
barberman2: no it doesn't
fancylovett: yeah
tobytboytoby: dang
pirelliveryitalian: I am-ah da bestest barbar der is!!!!!!!!!!!!
barberman2: no that's me
beadledeedledeedle: yup u r
pirelliveryitalian: dang
pirelliveryitalian: pst
barberman2: what
pirelliveryitalian: im really danny and all gimme al ur money
barberman2: omg blackmail and intrigue!!!1111
pirelliveryitalian: im irish and you couldn't tell!!!! lol
barberman2: die
pirelliveryitalian: akpth
tobytobytoby: where's pirelli?
barberman2: drinking will solve you problems. go away
tobytobytoby: k!
tobytobytoby: ma'am?
fancylovett: yes dahlin
tobytobytoby: mr t says drinking will solve my problems
fancylovett: alright then here's some gin
tobytobytoby: yay
judget (admin): im marrying my ward
beadledeedledeedle: nice
judget (admin): she doesn't adore me tho :-(
beadledeedledeedle: shave and shell love u forever
judget (admin): kthnx!
cutelittlejohanna: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
goodsailordude: what?!
cutelittlejohanna: A NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goodsailordude: don't worry about that
cutelittlejohanna: ok
beadledeedledeedle: try todd
judget (admin): todd?
beadledeedledeedle: sweeney todd
judget (admin): a sweeney todd?
beadledeedledeedle: sweeney todd
judget (admin): sweeney todd
That's all for now! More soon, though. Do tell me if you like it/hate it.