Disclaimer: I do not own CSI or CSI: Miami.
Look, I know this fic is dancing on the rules, if not breaking them. But before you click that "Report Story" button, ask yourself if that will accomplish anything. I know this fic is a list, but it's not like I'm writing an original poem or song or something and putting it in Crossovers like some of those people seem to like to do, and I don't think I'm doing anything too harmful or insulting.
On that note, let the fanfic begin!
Starting with CSI and CSI: Miami.
CSI
Grissom: Grissom picks from the tray of pre-bottled stuff next to the counter.
Katherine: Low-fat Latte.
Nick: Iced Mocha.
Sara: Caramel Frappucino (with extra bitchy), whipped cream depends on how many times she fantasized about Grissom. :-P
Warrick: Three-shot espresso.
Greg: He brings a spinning wheel with every non-coffee drink on it whenever he goes to Starbucks and spins it to figure out what he'll get.
Al: Soy unflavored bold coffee.
Brass: Does he honestly SEEM like a Starbucks person to you?!
CSI Miami
Horatio: Plain coffee. With no emotion.
Calleigh: Hmm, let's see. How about mocha?
Eric: Iced Mocha.
Ryan: A vanilla decaf caramel hazelnut soy Mocha Frappucino with extra whipped cream and cinnamon. Heh, not that I'm implying anything…
Alexx: Soy Latte.
Tim Speedle: Uh…how can you order a drink underground? But fine, just to please you (and me); I WILL give Speedle an order. How about…mocha with a couple espresso shots? Is that Speedle-y?
FYI: Fanfic is rated T for occasional swearing. It could probably be K+, but I'm not chancing anything.