Yup, doing a CDF fic. Because I can. Enjoy. And review. Please.

Disclaimer: I'm not Darren Shan. I'm not an Irish man. And these things do not in any way belong to me.

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Brother forgiving brother, wars coming to a deathless end. What was the world coming to? It was all so boring! I had done everything in my power to make the world some terrible place, but the people of the world were gradually moving closer to one another. Something had to be done. Someone had to do something. That someone would have to be... me.

I needed another to do my bidding; not a human, but not someone who was bound by the Laws that controlled me. But what if my pawn failed? There would have to be one that would take the strong one's place if he failed. And there would have to be a contest to see which was stronger. I would create more than one, then, and both would have to compete for my scheme, though they would be oblivious to it.

What would stop me from putting my glorious plans into effect? None that walked the Earth had more power than I; none knew the things I did; none could see what I could see. I could minipulate time, life, death. And if I broke a few minor laws, what did it matter? It would be worth it in the end, would it not? I would have my fun, and the world would have its natural chaotic order. And I could deside fate itself. My plan could never fail.

The date was set in my mind. I knew what I would do, who I would use. It was all too perfect, all too precise. And nobody but I knew what I was planning. I would do it. It was time to visit a few unsuspecting humans...