Soul Eater:
The annual talent show
It's that time of the year again when the students at Shibusen showcase their talents whether good,bad,or just plain weird.
"Welcome all to Shibusen fifth annual talent show where you get to see the best the students here have to offer so sit back and enjoy the show",said Shinigami
First up was Death the Kid and he pulled out an eight, a circle,a paper butterfly,and even a teddy bear "So do you know what these things have in common?" "They are all beautifully symmetrical"
"Actually the left eye on the teddy bear is lower than the other one" said Kilik
Then Kid looked at the bear,noticed the eye,and repeatedly stomped on the bear "how dare I don't notice something so ugly" and finally kicked the bear off the stage.
"That was my son Death the Kid, up next is Black star",said Shinigami
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Black Star jumped onto the stage and started to flex his muscles "You all are lucky to see this because these are the ones that will surpass God"
Everyone started to boo him "boo get off the stage you Naruto wannabee" Black star went crazy and said "Naruto wannabee oh I will give you a Naruto wannabee"
After that he jumped off the stage and into the audience to perform Certain Kill: Black Star Big Wave blowing everyone away.
Everyone in the audience got mad especially Shinigami "Direct Noggin Shinigami Chop" with this attack he caused a large bump to appear on his head then he finally threw him out the room and knocked him into a wall
"AHH, Black star",moaned Tsubaki
"Sorry everyone for that annoyance ,but now since we had to waste time clean up this mess we only have time for one more act, so lets hear it for Maka Albarn
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"Hay everyone for my talent I'm going to tell jokes",said Maka
What the deal with Pea soup like honestly would someone eat soup that a person pee in after wards came silence
Why did the chicken cross the street; to get to the other side
Ox Ford replies with "I will like to cross the street to avoid this act"
Maka heard and said "Will I don't know what makes you look older your glasses or your hair Oh wait sorry you don't have any."
Everyone began to laugh
Lets talk about Kid's hair because honestly I think drag queens don't take as long to fix their hair
"Hey it's not my faults I like to make it symmetrical",said Kid
Soul tries to act cool,but every time he see Blair's breast he gets a nosebleed
"I just sometimes get overheated",said soul
I want to say something good about my dad "My dad never gives up even when he flirts with hundreds of women nad never gets one of them"
"OH Darling that is so cold",said Spirit
"Good night everyone",said Maka as she started to leave the stage.