What can I say? I COULDN'T resist! I know it's been done but mine is SLIGHTLY different.

Such as I have to join Cruxis or die. Uh-oh...

Yuan: You? In Cruxis?

Me: Yuan! Now that you're here, you can be my muse!

Yuan: Damn.

Disclaimer: I, Freakyanimegal456, own nothing.

Hi, some things about me... Let's see... where to start. Well, I've lived in a few different places,

including Japan. That was awesome. Anyway... I was always a bit of an oddball, ...and a crybaby. In

elementary school I'd run out of the room crying if someone called me 'weird'. I don't really know why

I did... Perhaps I just wanted attention, or maybe I was just a brat wanting everything to be easy and

thought being a wimp was the way. I'm not very proud of myself for that. Anyway... I always was a bit

odd, as I said. For one... well, let me start with the small things. When I was born, I had this weird

birthmark on my arm, it looked like a row of tiny bumps, almost like a bite mark, and it's still there. I

also have the inate ability to... well, I don't want to sound like I'm an arrogant jerk, so excuse me if I

do.

I was always very... bright. I understood things at a young age, I mean... if I think about it, I've

found that my comprehension skills aren't exactly equivalent to my age. I've also been asked by people

not to use big words. Anyway... lately, things had been weird... I mean, sometimes I'd feel like I'm

going to faint for no reason, and my parents started acting pecuilar. My mother let me skip school

once, to GO TO THE MALL. They said it was because I 'earned it' or something... Then I said

something about my being a wimp and my parents said I was 'stronger than you think'. When I tried to

ask what they meant, they changed the subject and ignored me. Anyway... it was on one monday that

something REALLY weird happened.

It started normal. I was in first period math, (Insert music of doom.) when I felt like I was

coming down with something. Yep, I was sick. I got home and spent the day by myself seeing as my

parents work. Once my mother got home, I got on the phone to talk to my cousin, Jess. After chatting

for a bit, I suddenly got this strange urge... On the phone, I dialed: '1-800-symphonia'. I got a

message, it said 'Want to talk to interesting people? Then call' blah blah or something like that. I

thought 'Oh boy, stupid commercial calling'. Then... my head started to hurt. Suddenly I just had to lie

down... So I did, and everything seemed blurry and I could hear the background of my house, and

that was the last thing I remember...

I woke up groggily, holding my head. "Oww..."

Then I realized that I wasn't on my bed, I was lying on cold stone.

"What the heck?" I blinked, a bit confused for not being at home.

"...Human. What is a human doing here?"

I blinked and looked up- "OH MY GOOD GOD!"

There was an angel floating right in front of me staring with glazed eyes, behind him was the swirling

purple mass of the sky of Derris-Kharlan.

I would've passed out if it wasn't for- "This is so COOL!"

...Hey, what's cool is cool!

"Wow... This is a neat dream. It's so realistic! COOL!" I grinned.

"...Cool? What is 'cool'?" the angel said.

"Uh... What's the sound of one hand clapping?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

The angel twitched and then collapsed onto the floor, "Does not...compute..."

"...That's just sad." I shook my head and walked over his shaking form.

I noticed the area I was in was Welgaia, although this was awesome...It would get pretty creepy after a

while... I walked passed a building and froze. The window was totally reflective, and my reflection

was bit different.

I was a good two inches taller, the little bit of fat on my stomach was gone. I looked into the

reflective surface again and noticed that all the cursed acne of puberty was gone. (YES!) My shoulder-

length hair was a bit lighter so that it looked a beautiful, yet still dark, shade of brown. My eyes were

the same, I like my blue eyes. They look like a cold gray from a distance, but up close they're a vibrant

blue. Oh, I'm missing the point.

"Hm... That's... weird..." I muttered. "Oh well, can't say I can complain."

"Intruder. Halt."

"Oh great..." I turned to see one of those guard angels with the big noses.

"Intruder, arrest her." the angel said.

The next thing I knew, two of his buddies had grabbed my arms and hoisted me into the air!

"AAAAHHHH! Put me down sausage-faces!" I struggled to break free.

"Resistance is futile."

"Sheesh, what are you from? Star Trek?" I snapped, annoyed.

"What is, 'Star Trek'?" the angel blinked.

"...Nevermind, just let me go!" I thrashed around.

"Silence inferior being."

...Let me tell you something, people may throw things at me, spit in my face, and call me names

such as smartass, weirdo, and 'big head' (Very original, huh?) but you call me 'inferior', 'stupid' or any

other word that makes me sound lesser, you are in for it. The angel commander was right in front of

me, big mistake. I launched out and bit his huge nose. It was disgusting too, blegh, I need mouthwash

just thinking about it.

"Ah! Pain is being inflicted!" the angel said.

I took that opritunity to ram my knee where the sun don't shine. The dude promptly passed out. Haha,

let's laugh at his pain.

"Violent captive, we have a violent captive." one of the angels holding me said.

"Grrrr...Wait a minute- If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around, does it make a sound?" I

asked, hey, it worked before.

"AHHHH! Does not...com...pute!" The angels released me and I fell three feet to the ground.

"OW! Why did I have to land on my butt?" I griped as I got to my feet.

I looked up at the angels who were still twitching. "...Why didn't Kratos just use parables on them?

They wouldn't have had to fight them all."

"What's all this noise?"

Oh God, that voice...that amazingly SEXY voice! Was it-? Oh PLLLEEEAAASSEEE! Shaking, I

turned to see KRATOS! The amazingly HOT Kratos!

"Oh...my...God..." I paled, I loved this dream.

Kratos raised an eyebrow. "How did you get here? Who are you?"

I froze as Kratos looked me up and down.

"Uh...I'm..." I stuttered. "You can call me 'Jaela'..."

"...Is that your real name?" the hot one asked.

"N-no..." I shook my head. "But that's what people call me..."

"...How'd you get here?" Kratos glared at me.

Whoah...it's really hard to breath when he looks at you...

"W-well...You wouldn't believe it..." I swallowed nervously.

This awkward meeting was interuppted when another angel wandered up to Kratos.

"Lord Kratos. Lord Yggdrasill has summoned you." it reported.

"...Tell him I'll be right there..." Kratos eyes not leaving my face.

"Uh...I'll just be going now-" I tried to leave, I didn't like where this was going.

"You're coming with me." he snapped, stopping me dead in my tracks.

"Wha-? Why?" I gaped at him like a two year old.

"...If you stay here, they'll kill you, if you're with me they won't."Well...if I go off I could find a way

home, or I could go with Kra-

"Okay!" I grinned.

Hey, can you blame me?

So I'm going off to see Lord Faggot- I mean Yggdrasill with Kratos.

What's going to happen? Am I going to go on a journey with him? I

hope so! I m-mean...maybe? Anyway, please review.

Yuan: ...Why is every other female in the universe Kratos' stalker?

Me: Because he's hot!

Yuan: I'm hot too! Waaaah!