It is a Con…or is it a Pro?
CON: HE'LL THROW ME INTO THE HARBOUR OR I'LL JUMP
I knew he was going to throw me into the harbour! Not quite about the exact thing... But I did say he was or well I wrote it down anyways! And I'm still in the harbour! But it was in my pros and cons list that he was going to throw me into the harbour... WAIT! Who is kissing me? Why is Christian kissing me? Why would he be kissing me? He's not a Labrador like me! Is he? He didn't say anything thing about him liking me when I was confessing my muffins for him! What's going on? It's not like I'm not enjoying this I certainly am loving this but it's all so confusing! Oh no we are literally sinking! Never kiss in water! Ever. Christian is pulling apart from me, I hope it's only for the fact that he needs to gasp for air like I do.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" I started to scream at him.
"To show you that you shouldn't be ashamed of your feelings, Sammy! What you feel is no crime! And I know crime, Sammy. I have robbed a servo and I feel ashamed of it everyday! But you know what? I deserve it! But this, you liking me is nothing to be ashamed about! Ok, Sammy?"
"Yeah..., but shy did you kiss me...?"
"Because I realised suddenly that I share the same feelings about you that you have about me. I LIKE you Sammy! Do you understand?"
I just decided not to reply in words and just reply in action. I pulled Christian out of the water onto the wharfs and give him the most passionate kiss that I am possibly capable of. After what could of been seconds or hours, who knows? We pull apart and chase each other around the wharfs until we're puffed. We sit down at the end of a wharf hand in hand and I'm leaning my head on Christian's shoulder. A boat goes by and it has an actual dog Labrador, Christian watches the boat past with thought. "You know what, Sammy?"
"What, Christian?"
"I hate Labradors."
"WHAT?" now I started to worry... Does he mean the dog or the codeword me and Kat made up?
"Yeah... I really don't like them..."
"You mean the dog breed, right? Not any other meaning of Labrador?"
"Huh? There's other meanings of Labrador? Well I mean the dog version, so don't worry Sammy."
"Oh, ok! Good."
"Yeah... Well, you see I'm much more of a short haired dog person, ling haired dogs really annoy me. That's why I really hate Labradors."
"Ahhh... Ok then!" I respond then push Christian in the water.
"Oi! What was that for?" Christian yells out from below in the water of the harbour.
"Coz you hate Labradors!" I laugh.
"What's with you and Labradors?"
"I have a soft spot for them ok?"
"Whatever."
Then I finally jumped into the harbour
After my boyfriend, Christian.
PRO: HE'LL THROW ME INTO THE HARBOUR OR I'LL JUMP