1º- The Death Note isn't a scratch book

2º- You cannot use your DN to clean up oil from your car

3º- Or as toilet paper

4º- The shinigami isn't your bitch and write on the DN isn't pimpin´

5º- "Death by Orgasm" isn't a valid death

6º- No, you cannot throw strawberry at the shinigamis (im talking to you, L)

7º- No, you cannot take pictures of you naked, put it on the DN and give the DN to another person

8º- You cannot sell the DN on ebay (im talking to you, Misa)

9º- The DN isn't a tampon

10º- The DN isn't food

11º- If you write a name on the DN, that person dies, and not "get all like that and stuff"

12º- The shinigami isn't your personal sex toy

13º- He isn't, for how cute he is and how desperate your are

14º- "Sex with Rem" isn't a valid death

15º- "Stabbed to death by giant mutant hamburgers" isn't a real death

16º- You cannot write random questions in the DN

17º- If you have a DN, you're a Kira, not a Pimp

18º- "That ugly guy" isn't a valid name

19º- You cannot write lemons on the DN

20º- You cannot kill Popeye

21º- You cannot kill people who are death

22º- You cannot throw fruit in secret meetings

23º- "F$ck up that guy who things it is the Rama in the back of the car" isn't a valid mission plan

24º- "My ass" isn't a valid place

25º- You cannot write "You Momma´s" jokes on the DN

26º- "Banana phone" isn't a shinigami

27º- The DN isn't a cell phone

28º- No, you cannot wide L´s strawberries in the DN

29º- The Shinigamis aren't Hollows

30º- Or Jinchurikiis

31º- Or Proxies

32º- L isn't Undertaker and Misa Michelle McCool

33º- And no, you cannot set up a dinner between them

34º- You aren't allowed to do Blind Dates between the Ramas and the Shinigamis

35º- No, the DN isn't the Bible

36º- And no, L isn't a Satan

37º- And his strawberries aren't devil

38º- A Shinigami isn't allowed to look cute

39º- You cannot dress your Shinigami in a cat suit

40º- The DN isn't a diary (I'm talking to you, Light)

41º- The Shinigami world isn't a whore house

42º- You aren't allowed to take your shinigami to the MTV movie awards

43º- DN isn't the "Pimpin´ Note"

44º- No, you cannot order your shinigami to kill you if you eat one more cupcake

45º- No, you cannot take copies of the DN and give the copies to random people

46º- No, you cannot use the DN as a "improved condom"

47º- No, you cannot organize a wedding between two shinigamis

48º- And No, L cannot be the priest

49º- "Press the Green Button" isn't a valid death

50º- No, you are not allowed to copy this fic to your DN