1º- The Death Note isn't a scratch book
2º- You cannot use your DN to clean up oil from your car
3º- Or as toilet paper
4º- The shinigami isn't your bitch and write on the DN isn't pimpin´
5º- "Death by Orgasm" isn't a valid death
6º- No, you cannot throw strawberry at the shinigamis (im talking to you, L)
7º- No, you cannot take pictures of you naked, put it on the DN and give the DN to another person
8º- You cannot sell the DN on ebay (im talking to you, Misa)
9º- The DN isn't a tampon
10º- The DN isn't food
11º- If you write a name on the DN, that person dies, and not "get all like that and stuff"
12º- The shinigami isn't your personal sex toy
13º- He isn't, for how cute he is and how desperate your are
14º- "Sex with Rem" isn't a valid death
15º- "Stabbed to death by giant mutant hamburgers" isn't a real death
16º- You cannot write random questions in the DN
17º- If you have a DN, you're a Kira, not a Pimp
18º- "That ugly guy" isn't a valid name
19º- You cannot write lemons on the DN
20º- You cannot kill Popeye
21º- You cannot kill people who are death
22º- You cannot throw fruit in secret meetings
23º- "F$ck up that guy who things it is the Rama in the back of the car" isn't a valid mission plan
24º- "My ass" isn't a valid place
25º- You cannot write "You Momma´s" jokes on the DN
26º- "Banana phone" isn't a shinigami
27º- The DN isn't a cell phone
28º- No, you cannot wide L´s strawberries in the DN
29º- The Shinigamis aren't Hollows
30º- Or Jinchurikiis
31º- Or Proxies
32º- L isn't Undertaker and Misa Michelle McCool
33º- And no, you cannot set up a dinner between them
34º- You aren't allowed to do Blind Dates between the Ramas and the Shinigamis
35º- No, the DN isn't the Bible
36º- And no, L isn't a Satan
37º- And his strawberries aren't devil
38º- A Shinigami isn't allowed to look cute
39º- You cannot dress your Shinigami in a cat suit
40º- The DN isn't a diary (I'm talking to you, Light)
41º- The Shinigami world isn't a whore house
42º- You aren't allowed to take your shinigami to the MTV movie awards
43º- DN isn't the "Pimpin´ Note"
44º- No, you cannot order your shinigami to kill you if you eat one more cupcake
45º- No, you cannot take copies of the DN and give the copies to random people
46º- No, you cannot use the DN as a "improved condom"
47º- No, you cannot organize a wedding between two shinigamis
48º- And No, L cannot be the priest
49º- "Press the Green Button" isn't a valid death
50º- No, you are not allowed to copy this fic to your DN
