Alright! First episode. I don't got much to say sooooo be gin reading btw silhouette is pronounced shill – loot
Xeno: The shorts in here are: "You fucking pussy" "My brother Geno""Healingshit""Dragons and Chipmunks""She's my sister…""OH GOD A CHICK!""A real man""SCREAMS""Sand Witch""Flippy's bad day""When you say "Fuck that shit" do you realize what you say?""The "Handy" Man""You fucking whore""Carbonated piss""Hey im a Pirate!""Aero vs Remmie" "WestXRose". The OCs that are in this are:
Fido
Mimi
Reba
Bailey
Araya Audia
Ansom Aria Anoata
Asteria May
Gin Gin
Garret
Komei (co-may)
Remmie
West
Rose
Selina
Plus mine
The descriptions of these OCs are in the reviews of the post all OCs in the promo
A select number of tree friends were teleported to a place, in the sky with transparent ground. The people who were abducted were confused. They began to look around. Then they saw a figure in a white cloak, and his face was in silhouette. There was also a sky blue bear next to him, with a timid expression. "Who are you?" says one of the people. "I am Xenophobic, and I have kiddna- uh… I mean abduct- um… invited! You all here to live in an alternate version of your home, where you will be involved in random hilarious scenarios, some of which will kill you, all for your creators viewing pleasure!" Said the man garbed in the cloak. "That's such bull shit!" Said one of them. "Yeah well that's to damn bad! And if you don't cooperate, you'll be put through a living hell!" "Now there are a few things that you should now before I eject you into your alternate homes… if you are still a minor, and have never heard the work fuck before… well… you have now. Also, any unkillables out their in this bunch, I will find a way to kill, and it will be in a humiliating way as well. That is your punishment for trying to avoid the whole reason to the happy tree friends." "Hey who's that little bitch beside you?" Says one of them. "Oh that's Aero." "He lured me to a park with promises of candy, then he put me in his car and-" "SHUT UP BITCH!" Xeno cut aero off. "Now you guys go and entertain." "Bu-" "OFF YOU GO!"
-Fizz-
Aero: YOU FUCKING PUSSSSSYYYYY!
Komei: o.o?
-Fizz-
Selina walks into her house and she see's Garret sitting on the couch with another female. A wolf. "YOUR FUCKING CHEATING ON ME YOU BASTARD!" Selina bellows "She's my sister… *Awkward silence*. "Well Fu-"
-Fizz-
Fido and Mimi are sparing in the park when the see a very strange tree friend. They decided to great the new addition to the town. "Hey! What are you suppose to be?" Asked Fido. "It should be obvious… haven't you studied history? And learned about how the squirrels and the chipmunks (England!) came to happy tree land, and slaughtered most of the indigenous people, my kind, and put the rest on shitty reservations, where they slowly died off?" Said the Dragon. "Oh yeah! I remember that!" Said Mimi. "Yeah that's what I am." "Damn that sucks ass." Said Fido.
Later that day
Our hero Beoroan, returned home, but when he opened the door at bat hit his face, and he was out cold.
He later woke up in an underground facility, a high tech one at that. He saw many people, of what appeared to be his kind moving all around, doing shit around the base, like moving boxes, smithing metals, on computers, and people practicing at shooting ranges ect. "I see you've woken up Beoroan…"
To be concluded. :D
-Fizz-
Aero, Cuddles, and and Gin Gin are sitting in Cuddle's house, just chillin' on the couch. Talking about shit and shit "So what about you Aero?" Asked Cuddles. "um… I don't have a girlfriend... or testosterone for that matter…" Cuddles and Gin Gin began to crack up. "Hey fuck you guys! I don't need that shit!" Aero said defensively. "Yeah but, you not a REAL man :)" Said Gin Gin. "Yeah, well if being a man means being a sex crazed, puny brained, unintelligent dipshit, who only sees someone with a set of boobs as a whore, then I don't think I wanna be a man…"
-Fizz-
Xeno: Damn! Writing this is pretty hard :P. well, it least Geno isn't here to-
Geno: Sup bitch?
Xeno: son of a-
Geno: 'I don't have a girfriend' lol wut?
Xeno: DON'T FUCKING DISTURB THE FLOW OF MY GENIUS WRITING!
Geno: Genius? More like a steaming pile of gangrenous rotting shit!
Xeno: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT GENO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM!
-Fizz-
Flaky has a shotgun.
Flaky: OH MY HOLY FUCKIN GOD! A CHICK!
-Fizz-
Cuddles is brought into a emergency room, on a gurney "GOD DANMIT HES LOSING BLOOD FAST" Sniffles yelled. "WE GOTTA CLOSE THIS FUCKING WOUND!" Bailey screamed. "Hey wait, doesn't Araya's Blood regenerate limbs? Maybe her spit will heal!" Said Asteria. "Good idea! Aray! Give us a sample of your siliva!" yelled Sniffles. "um… ok…" said Araya. So it stops the bleeding, and closes the wound." Suddenly, a knife flies through the window, and chops off Cuddles arm. "SHIT WE NEED YOUR BLOOD ARAYA!" said Sniffles. "god damnit…" said Araya. So it regenerated his arm (I know it takes weeks, but this is out of convenience), but then the glass of the other window shattered, and covered cuddles in gashes. "I KNOW! WE CAN GET HER ORGASM!" Yelled Bailey. "WHAT THE FUCK?" Araya said. "Yeah im sure that stuff heals on contact!" said Asteria. "NO NO NO! F**K NO! YOU NOT FUCKING, FUCKING ME!" "Well then…" Sniffles trips her and stabs her hand down her vagina, and grabs that clear shit :(. And rubs it all over Cuddles and it heals on contact. "FUCK YOU GUYS TO HELL!" "FUCK HE FLATLINED!" They all look at her. "oh no… No! NO!" "Come on Araya! Im sure you shit will restore his life!" Said Sniffles. "NONONONONO FUCK YOU! GET A AWAY FROM ME YOU 1 DIMENSIONAL SONS OF WHORES!" "TABOGONEY TIME" They all jump her, and tie her up. Then they got to a sailboat, and force feed her milk and honey. Then they tie her to the mast, and leave her there for a couple of hours. When they return, Araya is submerged in a pile of shit up to her neck. "Ok! We got the shit! Um… you can get up now Araya… Araya? Hmm?" asked Asteria. "Oh thats right! Tabogoney kills you!"
Told ya it would be humiliating!
-Fizz-
Ansom Remmie OutPhase:
-Fizz-
Flippy and Toothy are being pinned down in a fire fight. "SHIT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?" Said Flippy in terror. "I DON'T KNOW, BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DRINK SODA YOUR PISS WILL BE CARBONATED?" Toothy yelled back. "WHY THE FUCK DO I WANNA KNOW THIS?" Flippy asked. "I DON'T KNOW? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUSPOSE TO SAY RANDOM SHIT WHEN YOU THINK YOUR ABOUT TO DIE!" "… WHAT THE FU-
-Fizz-
West and Reba are sitting on a bench. "Soooo…" west began. "done any plundering lately?" "what? Why would you ask that?" "well… um… you know your breed-" "OH SUCK A COCK YOU FUCKING RACIST DICKWEED!"
-Fizz-
Aero: YOU MUST HELP MEH DEFEAT THE SAND WITCH!
Remmie: Theres only me stupid ass… and, why do you need help toeat a sandwich?
Aero: NO LIKE THE WITCH OF THE SAND!
Remmie: Where the fuck are we gonna- WHAT THE FUCK?
They are teleported to a desert cave.
Sand Witch: HEHEHEEHEH!
The witch bitch throws a rock a Remmie's head
Remmie: OW! FUCKING HELL!
Aero: NOOOOOOOOOOO REMMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SAND WITCH! IM GOING TO INSINERATE YOU AND USE YOUR INTESTINAL REMAINS AS A CONDOM TO FORTICATE WITH YOUR SKULL!
Witch: wut?
Aero: IM GONNA SKULL FUCK YOU! IMA FIREN MAH LAZAR! !
-Fuzz-
Geno: It's Fizz dumbass
Xeno: SHUT THE HELL UP GEN!
-Fizz-
Aero: How bout a sparring match Remmie?
Remmiie: Sure!
They get ready to fight, then run at each other
Both:
You have been BSOD'ed. Have a jolly fucking good day jackass.
-Fizz-
Flippy's day has been going down hill. When he came home he found that his house had been robbed of EVERYTHING. "FUCKIN SON OF A BITCH!" He shouted. "WHO THE HELL COULD HAVE DONE THIS!" He thought for a moment. " LIFTY AND SHIFTY!
-Fizz-
Toothy points a Giggles, with Cuddles with her. "You fucking whore!" Cuddles punches his lights out
-Fizz-
Rose is being stalked at night in the big city. Just then, West pounces out of the shadows at Rose. She pulls out a Molotov, and smashed him in the face with it after side stepping him, then she grabs a stray led pipe, and swings it at him as he's on the ground, withering in pain, and right before the pipe makes contact-
-Fizz-
Handy: IM FUCKING HANDY BITCHES! IM THE MASTER OF THE FUCKING WORLD!
-Fizz-
Aero: soooooo Fido? Are you gonna get meh a soda? :3.
Fido: no fuck that shit!
Aero: wai- wait… fuck that shit? You wanna fuck a pile of shit?
Fido: shit your right! That sounds so wrong! And kick someones ass? What relevance does kicking someone in the ass have?
Aero: Yeah and what about Fuck you Mother? D:
-Fizz-
All of the OCs are teleported back to the same place. "Great work guys! Now get the fuck out…"
End muther fuka