Alucard has always dreamed of being a thespian... he's never told anybody... nor is he any good at it. Let's watch as he gets fucked up on pixie sticks then tries to make his own movie!
The dark entity appears in Integra's office with a sneer playing on his lips, his eyes more reddened and dilated than usual.
Alucard: HAHAHAHAHA!
Integra: Shut up.
Alucard: HAHAHAHAHA!
Integra: I said Shut up.
Alucard: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Integra: What part of 'Shut up' do you not understand?
Alucard: The shut and up part! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Integra: SHUT IT NOW BEFORE I BLOW ANOTHER ORIFICE IN THAT ROTTING HUNK OF FLESH YOU CALL A BODY!
Alucard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Integra: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Alucard: A- Looks at the crew What's my line again?
Integra: Imitates a really crappy Alucard laugh. A-ha-ha-ha-ha... and so on and so forth.
Alucard: SHUT UP!
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P.S. Incase you're wondering. I wrote this while being very sleepy and yet hyped up on Mt. Dew and chocolate chip cookies! I don't know why... sooo um.. yeah... just leave a comment. It's just supposed to be a joke. Don't take it to seriously.