Silicone
A/N: Sort of linked to my other story, Famous, because of the mentions of celebrities and tabloids. Some of the stories in People or Us Weekly are such B.S!
Disclaimer: I do not own TNA, Shannon Moore, Jesse, Heidi Montag, People Magazine, or Us Weekly.
Pairing: None!
"Hey there, Jesse!"
"Fuck off, Shannon."
"Whoa, somebody is cranky!"
"Somebody needs to shut the fuck up!" Jesse threw a pillow at his best friend, who narrowly dodged the fluffy item.
"What the Hell, Jesse? What's got your panties all in a knot?"
"This!" Jesse turned around in his chair and shoved a magazine in Shannon's face. Lowering the magazine, Shannon skimmed over the page before bursting out into laughter. The article that was in the magazine (which was probably People magazine) was about Jesse's rather large butt, and it questioned if he had "Buttocks Enhancement Surgery."
"It's not funny Shannon! People really take this seriously!" Jesse over dramatically stated before falling back down into his chair with a pout.
Shannon snickered one last time before sitting down next to his best friend, "Hun, relax, most of the people who read tabloids don't even know who we even are. They think we're just some blond fairies who hang out with Heidi Montag."
"Still, it really bugs the crap out of me that they would put that in here!" Jesse threw the rag magazine to the floor, "Come on Shannon, and let's go get some ice cream to settle my nerves."
"That sounds delicious!"
Jesse got up and stretched his arms and legs out, but stopped when he heard Shannon gasp, "What, what is it?"
"You're big butt left a crack in my chair!" Shannon joked, snickering uncontrollably.
Jesse tackled his friend, "Shannon, Imma kill you!"
The End
A/N: Jesse got butt implants! XD Review nd Fave Please ~ Duckii