Disclaimer: Me does not own Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy #pouts# or Ginny Weasley. Méh!
Special thanks to my luvley friend SilverOpal, who wasso kind to beta this and managed to find a total of...dundundun 2 mistakes!HOORAY FORSILVEROPAL!#hooray-ed#
Hello?
Hello.
Is this...
Who?
Harry Potter, by any chance?
Hell no! It's me!
Tom?
NO! Just me!
I take it that 'me' isn't referring to Harry?
I am too deeply insulted to answer that stupid question.
Why would you be insulted because I think this is Harry, considering this piece of parchment was meant for him?
Because Harry bloody Potter is the filthiest, greatest and most awful prick ever. That's why.
No he isn't! He's great and nice and much better than you are!
And who am I?
I wouldn't know!
Then how do you know Potter is better then me?
I can tell.
How?
Shut up! I just can!
I wasn't even talking.
Yes you was!
No I wasn't.
Okay! Writing, then! Stop it! How did you get this piece of parchment? It wasn't meant for you!
I picked it up.
Yeah, well, go pick it down. I mean, damn. Go put it right back were you found it! I did not enchant this for some arrogant git to write on it!
Yes you did.
NO I DIDN'T!
Yes you did.
DID NOT!
Did too.
SHUT UP!
I wasn't even talking.
Yes you were!
No I wasn't.
STOP IT!
Stop what?
This! As I said, I did not go through all this work to find out how to enchant a piece of parchment to communicate through it so some rude blunt idiot can talk to me through it!
Yes you did.
NO-I-DID-NOT!
Yes. You said it was for Potter.
SO?
He is a rude blunt idiotic arrogant git.
NOT TRUE!
You are very immature.
AM NOT!
Are too.
AM NOT!
Are too.
SHUT UP!
I wasn't even talking.
Up in a dormitory decorated in red and gold, a redheaded girl had to suppress a scream of annoyance.
Down in a dormitory done in green and silver a blond boy was smirking.
I HATE YOU AND YOU'RE ANNOYING ME AND YOU GO RIGHT BACK DOWN THE CLASSROOM WERE YOU FOUND THIS BLOODY PIECE OF PARCHMENT BEFORE I COME AND KICK YOUR ASS!
No.
WHAT IT WRÓNG WITH YOU? YOU'RE AWFUL!
So I've been told.
Wanker.
You're a girl, right?
How would you know?
Because you charmed a piece of parchment to talk through it with Potter. You must be a brainless girl with an annoying crush on Potter. And you sound like a girl.
SO?
So, if you're a girl, I know what to insult you with.
Wanker.
You said that twice.
I mean it twice.
Very witty.
I know!
Bint.
Ass.
Twit.
Git.
That rhymes.
So?
So what?
SO? Yes it rhymes, so?
Nothing. Just informing you.
GREAT! I'M SO THRILLED TO KNOW THAT!
Are you?
NO!
Then why do you say you are?
Are you still there?
Hello?
S-H-U-T-U-P
Excuse me?
S.H.U.T.U.P.
Come again?
S
H
U
T
U
P
Still don't get it...
Up in the red and gold dormitory, the girl was now screaming with frustration.
Down in the green and silver dormitory, the boy was now laughing out loud.
I'm just going to ignore you.
You can always try, right?
You can't see, but I'm sticking my tongue out RIGHT now!
I would love to see that!
I bet you would… So, are you a stupid hormonal teenage little firstyear-boy? 'Cause you sure act like it.
I am no firstyear!
HAH!
What?
Nothing… Just… I know something you don't want me to know!
And please do enlighten me, what would that be?
Hmm…Dunno if I should say it or not… Lemme think.
I am letting you think… Think quickly.
Hmm… Okay: NO! I'M NOT TELLING YOU! HAH!
You are rambling.
SO?
I do not like people who ramble.
AND I DO NOT LIKE YOU!
Pleased to know that.
HIHI!
You giggled.
Errr… I know that.
I do not like giggling. Hereby I state I do not like you.
I dunnot care.
You are a strange girl.
In what house are you?
In what house are you?
You first
No. You go first.
NO, YOU!
Why me?
Because I asked first.
Well, you asked first, so you can answer first.
You do not make any sense.
So?
Blahblahblah. You bore me.
Pleased to know that.
Are you?
If I wasn't, would I be stating I was?
I bet you would.
Love to bet with you on that.
Tell me your name.
Tell me your name.
NO! YOU FIRST!
No, you first.
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO GO FIRST WITH YOU?
Because you always ask first.
I am very busy with disliking you at the moment. Excuse me if I do not talk in the next five minutes.
You are hereby excused.
Nice.
I know.
What's your name?
What's your name?
Hah hah hah.
You are stupid.
And you are obnoxious.
I consider that as a compliment. You are an immature freak.
I consider that as a compliment.
You should. I bet that is a compliment compared to what people usually say to you.
I can't hear you!
Of course you can't. I'm not even talking.
Yes you are!
No I'm not.
Then what are you doing?
This thing that involves a quill and parchment and is called 'writing'.
Tell me your name.
No.
Tell me your name.
No.
Tell me your name.
No.
Tell me your name.
No.
Tell me your name.
No.
Tell me your name.
No.
YOU ARE BORING AND ANNOYING ME!
That's called a coincidence. You are boring and annoying me as well, you see.
Blahblahblah.
When you do that, it looks like you're a fish to the people who read this.
Fish are cool.
No they're not.
YES-THEY-ARE-MISTER-OBNOXIOUS-IDIOT!
You keep telling yourself that, miss really-weird-person.
I'm tired.
I congratulate you.
I'm going to sleep.
That would seem a nice way to solve the problem you had with being tired.
I know, wouldn't it?
No. My previous phrase would be classified as 'sarcasm'.
Cool.
If you say so.
Okay. Tell me your name before I go?
Sweet dreams, joker.
Too bad.
Don't I know it?
Okay! Tell me what you think? I meant this as a oneshot, but it's so much fun to write this, and I wanted them to say so much more, so I decided to add chaps and make this a fic. This won't be updated that much, I think. When I feel like it? XXD Probably… :p Leave me a review!
Kiss!