PROLOGUE INTRODUCTION
Narration by Plat-0 in a serious tone voice
[PLAT-0]:
Soldiers. Warriors. The living dead. All of the above. These are what are rumored by humanity to be the shields of earth.
[GELOS]:
Really? I heard it was Batm-
[PLAT-0]:
Guardians are protectors; Reanimated by ghosts, small
creatures spawned by the traveler's light to accompany them to battle against Evil. And the Darkness; Pure Evil, that consumes all light and-
[GELOS]:
takes... candy from... babies, and turns off the alarm when you need to go to work by 9 am and you're already 20 minutes late and Blah blah blah and make an intro boring Yadda yadda yadda.
[PLAT-0]:
GELOS-
[GELOS]:
Yo, P, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish...But how about we skip to the best part of the story?
PART 1 OF CHAPTER 1
Plat-0, Iron Lord John, and Gelos-ILC are standing in front of a centurion door preparing to breach for hostile clearance.
[PLAT-0]:
This is the place. I'm reading tango on my radar.
[JOHN ]:
Acknowledged. Preparing to breach.
John attaches a exploding device to the door. The device reads numbers counting down.
[JOHN ]:
T-minus 30 seconds till detonation.
[GELOS]:
So how are we going to "Knock"?
[PLAT-0]:
What?
[GELOS]:
I was thinking of yelling surprise but that's to boring.
[PLAT-0]:
Stop.
[GELOS]:
WAIT WAIT- what about "KNOCK, KNOCK
ITS KNUCKLES!"
[PLAT-0]:
STOP.
[JOHN ]:
T-minus 12 seconds.
[GELOS]:
OH! Can we break into song?!
[PLAT-0 & ] :
NO!
[GELOS]:
I'm get to pick the song!
[PLAT-0]:
I thought we said no-
[ JOHN]:
Can't stop him now. T-minus 5. Get clear!
[GELOS]:
Crayola, play the Astro Lounge album. 5th track. At the very last second.
[CRAYOLA(G)]:
sigh Dumbass. Track standing by.
[ JOHN]:
MINUS 1
[GELOS]:
SOME-