A/n: 100 moments that look through the various times and places of Shaun the Sheep. Different ratings, some AU, some continuations. I hope to actually complete this one :D
1 – Kink
The sun was shining brightly over the meadow, as a shopping-cart boat merrily sailed across the green ground. It was being chased by a metal Viking-like boat set on wheels. The sheep and the pig stood in their respective boats, brandishing stick swords at each other.
The pig flourished his, and the sheep slashed back. Stick met stick in a wooden 'thud'.
Beyond the two 'boats' yet another pig stood on top of a wall, holding a basketful of acorns and chasing off any sheep that dared get too close to the apple tree. The sheep were pushing Shirly to the front, using her as a shield as they edged ever closer to the treasure chest of food.
One of the sheep pulled out a cupcake, and dangled it before her nose, urging her on.
On the furthest side of the field, nearby the house, but still out of sight, the third and last pig was teasing and tormenting the goat. It had a large head of cabbage in one hand, and was slowly, ever so slowly eating it, right out of the goats reach.
The goat looked angry for a moment before its foot lashed out. The ox's head reared and it snorted. The pig only managed to let out a small squeak of surprise, before it was off and running for the safety of its home.
The ox bellowed loudly in anger, head tossing in anger.
Bitzer and Shaun, standing at the entrance, could only shake their heads in complete disbelief that in the time it had taken to work out a kink in Bitzers back complete and utter pandemonium had descended.